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What do you give the people?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Yngwie 4String, Aug 26, 2007.


  1. Yngwie 4String

    Yngwie 4String Banned

    May 3, 2007
    Auburn Nebraska
    What can a person expect from your band if they come to see you live?
     
  2. IconBasser

    IconBasser Scuba Viking Supporting Member

    Feb 28, 2007
    Alta Loma, California
    stuff.
     
  3. they can expect us to play some piratey metal tunes. then drink their rum, steal their valuables and women, and then sail off.
     
  4. Lol man, I just checked out your band link. It's ****in awesome.
     
  5. Yngwie 4String

    Yngwie 4String Banned

    May 3, 2007
    Auburn Nebraska
    DUDE!! THE PIRATE METAL KICKS ASS!! You guys are really really cool. Imma make my friends watch this stuff.

    Ye have a good gimmick to mates.

    If I had a credit card Id order a CD. You guys rock my face off and your original. Seriously you dudes have something good going on.

    ROTGUT MCBROADSWORD!!
     
  6. bluestarbass

    bluestarbass

    Jul 31, 2007
    Indianapolis
    meh a good time and some good tunes. If not i'll take my pants off, thats usually gets people dancing.:smug:
     
  7. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    I usually give the people indigestion.
     
  8. need4mospd

    need4mospd

    Dec 22, 2005
    Houston
    My used underwear. Never seems to go over as well as when the lead singer does it. Mine aren't nearly as pretty, but they've got at least as many holes. That ought to count for something. :(
     
  9. D.A.R.K.

    D.A.R.K. Supporting Member

    Aug 20, 2003
    Virginia
    i give them tinnitus
     
  10. rockwarnick

    rockwarnick

    Jul 29, 2006
    Rockville, MD
    why would they start dancing? unless you consider running a form of dancing...
     
  11. TheDarkReaver

    TheDarkReaver Banned

    Mar 20, 2006
    Lincolnshire, UK
    awsome original tunes and a pretty front woman to look at lol.
     
  12. Passinwind

    Passinwind I am Passinwind and some of you are not. Supporting Member Commercial User

    Dec 3, 2003
    Columbia River Gorge, WA.
    Owner/Designer &Toaster Tech Passinwind Electronics
    A headache? :ninja:
     
  13. chaosMK

    chaosMK

    May 26, 2005
    Albuquerque, NM
    Hi-fi into an old tube amp
    A singer who makes a crazy/retarded face for most of the show.
     
  14. Disappointment, followed by a sense of shame.
     
  15. questhe

    questhe

    Jul 17, 2007
    mesa, az
    The 'horn.
     
  16. uethanian

    uethanian

    Mar 11, 2007
    congrats, thats always been a goal of mine.
     
  17. ...a refund.
     
  18. supermonkey

    supermonkey

    Mar 15, 2004
    Atlanta, GA
    Stained pants.
     
  19. jackcregg

    jackcregg Guest

    Feb 25, 2007
    Ebola
     
  20. Nausea
     

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