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Discussion in 'Basses [BG]' started by Fuzzbass, Feb 10, 2002.
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I'm not dissin' it... I actually kinda like it. It is weird though.
ok thats just below the belt....
I just noticed that thing the other day on there. It is definitely some very unique wood. Something you don't see everyday.
LOL! I think my wifey won't let bring something like that in the house.
Thats pretty funny
talking about penis extensions
Uhmm.... I don't get it.. what happens to a bass when it hits puberty???
It develops a hairy... palm!
.....and it needs glasses!
They start getting interested in that cute little Stratocaster that lives down the block?
They lock themselves in their cases for hours on end?
They start asking to borrow the car, but, being the concerned parent you decline their request (Mike is already running out the door) because you fear they'll have an accident; That's right, you don't want them to drive your car and have:
A FENDER BENDER!
Or maybe Rick-and-back up without looking.
Depending on the size of the wreck, it could draw a lot of Spec(tor)tators!
It's going to be expensive paying for the STINGRAY that he rear ended!
OK, this is gettin' ugly!
Plus, he'll have to go to Cort (court)!
Don't forget about the time he ruined the tire running over the Curb(ow)!
Good lord people, can't you see that I'm crying out for help?!
That's right, and when the wood shavings pile up, you'll have to MTD (empty the) trash!
Okay, I'll stop now. I can see that I'm LULLing you guys to sleep!
First, I think he would (Epi)phone his attorney, Brian Moore, then go to the bar for a stiff drink to calm his nerves; he might have scotch, a martini, or maybe - A GIBSON! As he nurses the drink and calms down, he'll wonder how he could have been such a JackassCasady!
...but hes too young to get a drink!All hell breaks loose and a war(wick) starts in the bar!One guy calls him a (B)ass,and he cries and goes home to his (ya)MA(ha) and she tells him to go to the BASSment to talk to his Father,then...
His father tells him about the time he was in college where he and his friends decided to get drunk and go to Sea world and harass the DOLPHINS (Pro) by putting BB(East) pellets on their THUMBs and flicking them at them. They were later arrested and thrown into a Cel(inder). He said that if he had ESP, and could predict the future, he would have never done it.
BTW, this has gotten out of hand.
The world is full of Pedullant children, then again maybe I'm toBiased.