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What if that song was about...Pizza?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by McHaven, Jun 23, 2007.

  1. McHaven


    Mar 1, 2005
    So my friends and I are very strange we were coming up with some of our favorite songs and what the lyrics would be if the song was written about pizza. Now I want to know what you guys can come up with.

    We came up with:
    Another Slice Coming (Another thing comings)- Judas Priest
    The Tosser (The Trooper)- Iron Maiden
    Super Pie (Rocket Man)- Elton John

    You can post some of your lyrics too

    And I think its going to be a long long time
    Till I have another pizza pie
    Its not like the kind I have at home
    Its a super pie!

    Yes I know this thread is rediculous
  2. moogboy

    moogboy Inactive

    Mar 1, 2007
    Moog Artist in Rock/Pop 5th down
    oh man, this is going to ROCK!
  3. NamelessOne


    Mar 9, 2006
    Calgary, AB
    heh... did this a while back. Black Friday (Megadeth), adapted to the retail use of the term:

    buyer, purchaser, woman with a cart.
    the stores see her coming, even supermart.
    A sale thirsty woman who's stalking the malls.
    she grabs her merchandise and loads she hauls.
    sale thirsty woman, capitalist fiend,
    buying everything, not intervened

    her cart's a cold cage of blood-lethal steel.
    she grins while she takes of the things that we deal.
    Swinging the flyer, I lower the price,
    fifty percent off, it will not suffice.
    she unleashs her coupon with sadistic intent.
    grabbing, carrying, advertisement in her head. Yeah!

    The shoppers converge, for holidays and gifts.
    they mangle the aisles, till naught escapes the thrifts.
    An ad for remembering, gets stick in thier heads.
    they will buy anything, from chocolates to sleds.
    The inflow of cash now burned into my eyes.
    One more capitalistmas, we commercialize
    I seek to make profit, a corporal fiend.
    And, selling is my way of getting clean.

    we lurk on the TV, wait for the child.
    we have no remorse for parents they drive wild
    A merciless elf who lives at the north pole.
    I'm out to profit and I will always control (your wallet!)
    I see you, and I'm waiting, for Black Friday.

    seller, retailer, real enterpreneur.
    we see it all coming, stock as fast as we can.
    A sale thirsty demon who's stalking the stores.
    more money is mine and the debts are all yours
    I lurk in the office, break the red pen.
    Write down the profit, thank the cash god, amen
    Sale thirsty country, capitalist state
    It's out to purchase, at a low interest rate

    It's Black Friday, paint the profit on the wall. [8 times]
  4. NamelessOne


    Mar 9, 2006
    Calgary, AB
    And, on a lighter note, I got bored with some Audioslave:

    In the here and the now I'll crouch down among the fast and the best
    With my head in the clouds I run, at my practice at the track
    This is for country and team and my family yearning for a gold
    This is for the many unknowns a second too slow

    All running at a sound of a gun
    Running at the sound of a gun 'til the finish
    Running at the sound of a gun
    Running at the sound of a gun

    From my bed in the hotel I'll wake, it's getting closer every day
    In this city the oval is a place to spend just twenty seconds of fame
    I could run free as a child I was fit and spry, no goals, just my mind
    Now I'm gone and running for gold but some will never start
  5. lol..
  6. rfclef


    Jan 19, 2007
    Gervais, Oregon
    What a dumb thread!

    That being said: I am in, dude!

    Here is mine:

    Tom Sausage?
    (Written by Neil Pepperoni, Anchovie Lifeson, and Geddy Cheese, with the help of PIE dubuois, of course... Canadian Bacon, Eh?) It has a real meaty bass line...

    Modern day entre, delivery'll fly,
    Today's new special: three meat pie...

    (I should be doing homework)
  7. 8guy


    Jun 19, 2005
    Madison WI
    Ok. Im in for a verse. feel free to finish it....all apologies to Queen.
    Ooh, let's go
    Steve walks Hungrily down the street
    With the His belt pulled way down low
    Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet
    His stomache ready to go

    Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this
    can you barley fit in your seat
    Into the doorwayway the server says
    are you ready to eat? - yeah

    Another one bites the Crust
    Another one bites the Crust
    And another slice gone and another Slice gone
    Another one bites the Crust
    Hey, I'm gonna eat that too
    Another one bites the Crust

    Sorry thats all Ive got so far:meh:
  8. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    A local punk band called "Hank Jones" have a song called Pizza Party:

    Some swearing, warning. Funny video, super nice guys too.
  9. BassChuck

    BassChuck Gold Supporting Member

    Nov 15, 2005
    Take another little PIZZA my heart. (sing it Janis)
  10. lowender56


    Feb 25, 2007
    Picture yourself in parlor by a table,
    With empty stomach and hungry sighs
    Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
    A girl with a magnificent pie.

    Crust piled high with everything,
    Towering over your head.
    Look for the girl with the sauce in her eyes,
    And she's gone.

    Pizza in the sky with pepperoni.
    Pizza in the sky with pepperoni.
    Pizza in the sky with pepperoni.
    Ah... Ah...

    {VERSE 2}
    Follow her down to a table by a fountain
    Where good fella people eat large pizza pies,
    The chef smiles as he makes dough with flour,
    He makes an incredible pie.
    Three toppings? Do you want more?,
    We’ll make it your way.
    Climb in the booth with your head in the clouds,
    And you're gone.


    Picture yourself stuffed to the gills,
    With so many slices from twelve different pies,
    Suddenly someone is there at your table.,
    The girl with the check for your pies.

  11. Cubeface


    Apr 9, 2006
    Listen to the band HORSE the Band's EP: "Pizza EP"

    every song is about pizza :)
  12. McHaven


    Mar 1, 2005
    Dude did you actually write that or find it somewhere?
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