What instrument do you play?

cabbage makes me fart.

 

I used to play shoe horn in high school. Alto.

 

Clue: not carrots.

 

They're orange like carrots.

 

Where is the option for “bass”?

 

I play one of several Fender Electric Bass Guitars. Just like 'The Ox' once said, "I am not a bassist. I am an electric bass guitarist."

 

I play 5 string electric fretless bass - ibanez gwb1005.

 

Oh, now I see where you are going with this.

 

I play the low notes. The instrument itself can vary.

 

I play bass.

 

Carrots! Why always carrots? Just once can't it be celery or onions?

 

What does "carrots" mean?

I see that word used often on threads but I don't get it.

 

I hold bass guitars while assaulting them in a way which produces noise.

Whether or not that noise actually qualifies as "music" is a matter of opinion.

 

Good point. They're all aromatics.

 

"I'm not an electric bass guitarist; I am a bassist." --- Blind Old Mikey

 

All of them.

 

Do bassists even exist? If you play the double bass violin, are you not a double bass violinist?

 

The None of the Above option should always be 'Beats'. No Carrots. Beats.