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What kind of animal do you become when you play bass?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Bunk McNulty, Aug 14, 2017.


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  1. Lion

    1 vote(s)
    1.6%
  2. Tiger

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Bear

    3 vote(s)
    4.7%
  4. Bull

    1 vote(s)
    1.6%
  5. Shark

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Fox

    5 vote(s)
    7.8%
  7. Hedgehog

    3 vote(s)
    4.7%
  8. Armadillo

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  9. Three-toed sloth

    3 vote(s)
    4.7%
  10. Honey Badger

    12 vote(s)
    18.8%
  11. Giant Man-Eating Carrot From Planet Ten

    20 vote(s)
    31.3%
  12. Wookie

    0 vote(s)
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  13. Other. Way, way Other.

    16 vote(s)
    25.0%
  1. Bunk McNulty

    Bunk McNulty It is not easy to do simple things correctly. Supporting Member

    Dec 11, 2012
    Northampton, MA
    Hedgehog. I know one Big Thing.
     
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  2. Joedog

    Joedog

    Jan 28, 2010
    Pensacola FL
    A bass player.
     
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  3. repoman

    repoman

    Aug 11, 2011
    Kinderhook NY
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  4. What???
    Seriously, how did this happen? Why did you post this? What gave you the idea? Why am I asking all these questions?
     
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  5. Chicory Blue

    Chicory Blue Secretly Queen of the Moon Supporting Member

    I think maybe I'm a cicada, sitting in the shade of a tree and buzzing my soul out over repetitive hums and rumbles while thinking to myself "please like me."

    --^@
     
  6. hondo4life

    hondo4life

    Feb 29, 2016
    SC
    Oh, hi. Please turn the volume down a little, and stop leaving your nasty exoskeletons all over my house. Thanks.
     
  7. /\/\3phist0

    /\/\3phist0 Supporting Member

    You become Ron Jeremy??
     
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  9. A Bull... in a china shop!
     
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  10. Chicory Blue

    Chicory Blue Secretly Queen of the Moon Supporting Member

    Shhhh they're beautiful please don't forget me shhhh

    --^@
     
  11. Gaolee

    Gaolee Official leathers tester and crash dummy

    Of course he acts like that. He plays a Thunderbird.
     
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  12. hondo4life

    hondo4life

    Feb 29, 2016
    SC
    You are the soundtrack to every time I am outside of my house. I can't forget.
     
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  13. somebrains

    somebrains

    Feb 7, 2017
    Blonde girls, gothy cholas, and tha sistas loved me when I played out a lot.

    I assume this is what they see....still works at Costco.

    behold_a_rainbow_unicorn_ninja_by_jess4921.jpg
     
  14. GIBrat51

    GIBrat51 Innocent as the day is long Supporting Member

    Mar 5, 2013
    South Bend, Indiana
    Me? Nothing on your list of choices. Whatcha got that lurks in the shadows back by the drummer, and prefers being heard, not seen? :bag:
     
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    Jackfish (Northern Pike), waiting in the weeds for the right opportunity to come...
     
  16. interp

    interp

    Apr 14, 2005
    Garmisch, Germany
    A jellyfish. Yeah, definitely, a jellyfish.
     
  17. NoiseNinja

    NoiseNinja Experimental-psychedelic-ambient-noise-drone Inactive

    Feb 23, 2011
    Denmark
    Honestly to take this serious for a moment, depends much on the music I play I would say.

    Somewhere between an otter, a monkey, a wolf, a bull, a bear, a dolphin and a sfinks or perhaps even a dragon, according to the music.

    Sometimes though it happens I am just an ordinary dork.

    My bass is a magical omni chromatic bobcat that answers the name Goldilocks.
     
    Last edited: Aug 15, 2017
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  18. BigNotes

    BigNotes

    May 11, 2015
    White Pine, TN
    What? No Chewbacca?
     
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  19. wjl

    wjl

    Jul 18, 2017
    near Frankfurt, Germany
    endorsing nothing except maybe free and open source stuff, like Linux
    Why - a cat of course! What a silly question...

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    Because a cat's the only cat
    who knows what it's at...
     
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