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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Bunk McNulty, Aug 14, 2017.
Hedgehog. I know one Big Thing.
A bass player.
Seriously, how did this happen? Why did you post this? What gave you the idea? Why am I asking all these questions?
I think maybe I'm a cicada, sitting in the shade of a tree and buzzing my soul out over repetitive hums and rumbles while thinking to myself "please like me."
Oh, hi. Please turn the volume down a little, and stop leaving your nasty exoskeletons all over my house. Thanks.
You become Ron Jeremy??
A Bull... in a china shop!
Shhhh they're beautiful please don't forget me shhhh
Of course he acts like that. He plays a Thunderbird.
You are the soundtrack to every time I am outside of my house. I can't forget.
Blonde girls, gothy cholas, and tha sistas loved me when I played out a lot.
I assume this is what they see....still works at Costco.
Me? Nothing on your list of choices. Whatcha got that lurks in the shadows back by the drummer, and prefers being heard, not seen?
Jackfish (Northern Pike), waiting in the weeds for the right opportunity to come...
A jellyfish. Yeah, definitely, a jellyfish.
Honestly to take this serious for a moment, depends much on the music I play I would say.
Somewhere between an otter, a monkey, a wolf, a bull, a bear, a dolphin and a sfinks or perhaps even a dragon, according to the music.
Sometimes though it happens I am just an ordinary dork.
My bass is a magical omni chromatic bobcat that answers the name Goldilocks.
What? No Chewbacca?
Why - a cat of course! What a silly question...
Because a cat's the only cat
who knows what it's at...
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