What product or service do you wish existed?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Rope, Nov 9, 2003.

  1. Rope


    May 27, 2003
    Essexville, MI
    What product or service do you wish existed? Or is there a product or service that you currently get that could be a lot better?

    Feel free to use ideas from either your personal or work life?
  2. I wish somebody could instantly understand how stupid they are and have been for their life. You would take a pill and understand that you have been an ******* for the most of your life and that everybody hates you. I think suicide rate would go up, but we never liked those people anyway.

    I would also like the pizza guy to show up on time.
  3. Rope


    May 27, 2003
    Essexville, MI
    Not a bad idea.

    Similarly, I have always thought it would be a good idea for the government to divert some of the defense money and perfect something along the lines of the lie detector or truth serum. Imagine the savings in the legal system ... "Did you do it, OJ?" "Yes, I did." And one more murderer goes off to death row.
  4. Mud Flaps

    Mud Flaps

    Feb 3, 2003
    Norton, MA
    I wish BunnyBass would stay around.
  5. Brendan


    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    I want a machine that makes me roughly $50,000 a year plus stock options and a 401(k).

    Just gotta remember to leave it plugged in.
  6. Figjam


    Aug 5, 2003
    Boston, MA
    Like most of you, i wish i had a machine that would make me any bass/amp i wanted.
  7. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Deptford, NJ
    like i'm gonna tell YOU all my good ideas?

  8. James Hart

    James Hart

    Feb 1, 2002
    Endorsing Artist: see profile

    I'll take one of those too!
  9. Brendan


    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    I keep trying. the best I've got is $19,000, no options, and a crappy gold watch instead of a pension.

    Need more R&D money...
  10. A pill that makes you happy.
  11. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    One of THESE perhaps :cool:
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  12. HAHA

    why does everyone change my fargin' name when they quote me?:)
  13. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    what are you talking about?:confused:
  14. does everything have to be about matrix with you? :p
  15. I just moved into a house in South Dakota and found out that I don't have to move my garbage to the end of the street on trash day. They do it for you!
  16. I think a free sex service... no questions asked.

    And the women have to be hot. ;)


  17. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    and no STDs...STDs are bad.

  18. somebody finally said it, i figured it would be the first one.
  19. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    I would like to see any and all foreign countries develop a bomb that would destroy TVs where ever they are launched. No deaths, no fallout... just alot of people that are forced to think for themselves and start TALKING to each other. Perhaps after some time they will regain their lost perspective and start appreciating music and art again. Happy days.

    Oh, and a food replicator like they have on Star Trek. I'll have a Klingon blood pie, piping hot!
  20. "Suck" and "Rock" knobs placed on all amps and PAs