Seeing all sorts of bass clubs in these forums and got me wondering about something. What one bass would get you into the most clubs. For example, my vintage Hagstrom 8-string bass would entitle me to three clubs, the Hagstrom Club, short scale Club, 8-String Club, maybe even the Crappy Bassist with Expensive Gear Club. Probably more if I looked. Is there ones for certain strings, fretboard, pups, colour schemes? So what single bass would get you the most club memberships?