What The Frontdoor?!?!? I've seen some wierd stuff but...

Discussion in 'Basses [BG]' started by God's Favorite Bass, Jan 2, 2015.

  1. FretNoMore

    FretNoMore * Cooking with GAS *

    Jan 25, 2002
    The frozen north
    There was a lot of dicussions about another similar weirdness, a guitar/bass with a rotating neck/pickup piece in the middle of the body, and what negatives you'd get with that. No neck adjustment possible, strings under your fretting hand thumb, when would you actually have a use for this, etc. This seems in a way even worse because with separate strap pins and outputs you can't flip it over as easily.

    I think the main benefit would be as a conversation starter. :)
     
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  2. I was thinking fire starter...
     
  3. bholder

    bholder Affable Sociopath Gold Supporting Member Supporting Member

    Sep 2, 2001
    Vestal, NY
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    "6 Knobs for absolute control" - impressive. Seller should hook up with AweSome Musical Instruments and get knobs and switches!
     
  4. Gorn

    Gorn Supporting Member

    Dec 15, 2011
    Queens, NY
    Just what's been missing from the back of my bass neck: a fretboard and six strings. Brilliant.
     
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  5. And so affordable.
     
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  6. Bent77

    Bent77

    Mar 6, 2013
    Desert, Colorado
    Makes it easier to play the sucka like Hendrix, you know, lefty behind your head.
    Or with your tongue. Or right-hand
    And if you forget which way you were playing it, it doesn't matter. There are some strings on that side too
     
  7. Acoustic356

    Acoustic356

    Jul 3, 2014
    Earth
    I saw one in a local store... I played it... I didn't like it.

    It didn't have a great feel, and the tone was even worse.
     
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  8. Doctor J

    Doctor J

    Dec 23, 2005
    Finally, something which wasn't claimed to be once owned by Jaco.

    Maybe 2015 is gonna be ok.
     
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  9. bolophonic

    bolophonic

    Dec 10, 2009
    Durham, NC
    Looks like a giant piece of doo-doo.
     
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  10. FretNoMore

    FretNoMore * Cooking with GAS *

    Jan 25, 2002
    The frozen north
    Nah ... it says it's a guitar with a bass on the back - not for me. I would maybe consider it if it had been a bass with a guitar on the back, I'm primarily a bass player after all.
     
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  11. MVE

    MVE

    Aug 8, 2010
    This is genius. You could play lead in the traditional fashion while fretting the bass notes with your thumb and strumming with your D&@$.
     
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  12. bholder

    bholder Affable Sociopath Gold Supporting Member Supporting Member

    Sep 2, 2001
    Vestal, NY
    Received a gift from Sire* (see sig)
    If your doo-doo looks like that, you are most definitely not getting enough fiber in your diet! smiley-rolleyes008.gif
     
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  13. Ramleg85

    Ramleg85

    Apr 21, 2013
    Hartford, CT
    Thing is a abomination, should be discarded off a cliff immediately
     
  14. arginator

    arginator

    Feb 28, 2009
    Upstate NY
    Seriously, I would love to hear someone actually play that. Especially if they could play both fretboards at the same time. That would take serious talent .
     
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  15. vmabus

    vmabus

    Nov 1, 2013
    7200'
    I'm just speculating here, but don't basses have a different scale than guitars?
     
  16. FretNoMore

    FretNoMore * Cooking with GAS *

    Jan 25, 2002
    The frozen north
    There are basses with shorter scale all the way down to guitar size, but generally a bass would have a longer neck, yes.
     
  17. GBassNorth

    GBassNorth Supporting Member

    Dec 23, 2006
    SoCal
    Is it just me, or does that photo in the eBay listing look like a 10" toy mock up?

    If its for real it could be the answer to every megalomaniac gui****s wet dream. (In my best evil henchman voice)...Finally a guitar that allows me to wank away all I want while I crush the bass under my thumb and grind it into my groin where it belongs!
     
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  18. FretNoMore

    FretNoMore * Cooking with GAS *

    Jan 25, 2002
    The frozen north
    Ughh ... that's wrong in so many ways. :)
     
  19. bholder

    bholder Affable Sociopath Gold Supporting Member Supporting Member

    Sep 2, 2001
    Vestal, NY
    Received a gift from Sire* (see sig)
    The guitar tone in the annoying auto-play video would seem to support your conclusion. They're not doing themselves any favors playing that soundclip at all.