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What they don't teach in Music School

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by BassChuck, Apr 29, 2009.


  1. BassChuck

    BassChuck Supporting Member

    Nov 15, 2005
    Cincinnati
  2. Bard2dbone

    Bard2dbone

    Aug 4, 2002
    Arlington TX
    Um...Don't audition for them. Just a feeling.
     
  3. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    That "illegal alcohol" is nasty!! :p
     
  4. Jazz Ad

    Jazz Ad Mi la ré sol Supporting Member

    I guess the guy doesn't expect female musicians filling these requirements to show up. That would be fun.
     
  5. DO IT!
     
  6. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    Actually I see nothing in that ad that would preclude a young woman fulfilling their requirements! :eyebrow:
     
  7. Jazz Ad

    Jazz Ad Mi la ré sol Supporting Member

    Barfing on instruments a plus!
     
  8. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    Must have own Shergold! :p
     
  9. kydnav

    kydnav

    Jun 24, 2006
    Netherlands
    Why are you saying that on an ad that says '2-5 years of experience of ONE NIGHT STANDS on a daily basis.'? :rollno:
     
  10. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    I read that as all-night gigs in different towns - I don't know what you are implying ....:eyebrow:
     
  11. Mark Wilson

    Mark Wilson Supporting Member

    Jan 12, 2005
    Toronto, Ontario
    Endorsing Artist: Elixir® Strings
    Seems legit.

    Looks like I'm moving out to Cincinnati.
     
  12. Those bastards will never find a gun toting alcoholic drug using one night stand man pro bassist to replace me. So what. I'm over thirty.
     
  13. Beta

    Beta

    May 9, 2007
    Not so fast there. I don't think you meet the requirements. Show us the gun.

    It's not going to be easy for you to negotiate on the "must have" status of having a gun without having a gun.
     
  14. Jefenator

    Jefenator

    Aug 22, 2008
    Oregon
    This will work it's way on to most respectable conservatory curriculums eventually.
     
  15. cassanova

    cassanova

    Sep 4, 2000
    Florida
    *sigh* That only reaffirms my belief that craigslist musician's classifieds are turning to crap too.
     
  16. Papazita

    Papazita

    Jun 27, 2008
    Ohio
    I don't play bass - I AM A BASS PLAYER - not juliard-trained mind you,

    Reply to: comm-1051944055@craigslist.org
    Date: 2009-02-26, 5:39PM

    just a "natural" so i've been told. Think Robert Redford in "The Natural"!! Want groove, then, we got-groove!! Call Guy **** for an interview (614)###-####



    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

    Original URL: http://columbus.craigslist.org/muc/1051944055.html
     
  17. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Hmm. Well I've always wanted a gun. Think I'll apply.
     
  18. Valerus

    Valerus

    Aug 4, 2005
    Austin, Texas
    Not before I get the gig though!
     
  19. Hoover

    Hoover Banned

    Nov 2, 2007
    New York City
    Funniest. Post. Ever.
     

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