Things to do at Wal-Mart when you get bored: 1) Get 25 boxes of condams and randomly place them in peoples' carts when they're not looking. 2) Get a can of tomato sauce and leave a trail through the store. 3) Hide in a clothes rack and when someone comes by say, "Pick me! Pick me!" 4) If an employee asks if they can help you, curl up in a ball and scream, "Why won't you people just leave me alone!" 5) Use the reflective cameras as a mirror to pick your nose. 6) Keep following someone as long as you can without them noticing you (ninja style).