What to get the new Baby?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Hambone, Jun 4, 2005.

  1. I've had a bad week but my friend Puarija just reminded me of one of the greatest things in this world in the coming of his baby. What a miracle that is! That lifted my spirits enough to make a few suggestions, from a bassists point of view of course, for gifts to get the new baby and parents. Naturally some of these are pretty exclusive in nature and only the finest purveyors of infant musical merchandise would stock these but we have our sources. ;)

    - A 6 string, crib mobile - short scale of course

    - A 300 watt 15" remote nursery monitor - with attenuable tweeter

    - A sturdy traveling diaper bag/roadcase on casters with rackspace for 6 bottles

    Thanx Jake
    Any more suggestions?
  2. DaftCat


    Jul 26, 2004
    Medicine Hat
    How about a WAH pedal? ;)
  3. karrot-x

    karrot-x Banned

    Feb 21, 2004
    Omicron Persei 8
    Hmm I don't like the tone from the 6 string crib mobile. I'd suggest the new variax like 4 string crib handler with special strap locks that it can hang infront or in back.
  4. +1

    Would you get a WahWah for twins? :D
  5. A little tiny T-shirt that says...

    "Let ME tell you about the brown note"
  6. jive1

    jive1 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member Commercial User

    Jan 16, 2003
    Owner/Retailer: Jive Sound
    I think a diaper bag would be more fitting
  7. Marley's Ghost

    Marley's Ghost Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 9, 2002
    Tampa, FL
  8. 43apples

    43apples Guest

    Nov 9, 2003
    A Crybaby? :D

    "Seriously" though, an electro-magnetic-analog microphone with a steel membrane over a Nordstrand MM pickup for the babysitter is *The* thing! :D
  9. Hey you guys are in the Humor section, ya know? Loosen up a little ;)
  10. Iruleonbass


    May 29, 2005
    New York
    Is it true abuot the brown note? my idiot friend told me and he lies all the time...if thats true I will find it.

    I dont have any clever idea's to get the baby though.
  11. 43apples

    43apples Guest

    Nov 9, 2003
    NO, it's NOT true!

  12. fourstringdrums

    fourstringdrums Decidedly Indecisive Supporting Member

    Oct 20, 2002
    San Antonio
    Nah, Mythbusters already tried finding it and didn't even cause a case of gas.
  13. Diggler


    Mar 3, 2005
    Western PA

    Also, don't waste time on rattles... send the tot straight to percussion: