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What to tell a bassplayer on valentines day.

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by reitedasc, Feb 14, 2006.


  1. reitedasc

    reitedasc

    Jun 23, 2005
    Norway
    I got a very cool card today from my classmates, everybody wrote a personal comment. These are the music related ones:

    "Axel is a bit gangsta."
    "Yeah homie, what's crackalackin' fool. Man, this is your brother Tore da G. Peace out, you slappin' m***********."
    "I love your deep, groovy, hardcore funky bass sound, play all the time."
    "Axel iz fonki"
    "Axel is a funky bassist! May you have your funk so as not to be a dull boy." (all work and no funk makes Axel a dull boy, that's a well known fact around here!)
    "Shizzle? Yeah. King Axel tha motherfunkin' bass hustler is in tha hood of tha chizzle hizzle. Double dizzle!"

    Please note that none of my friends talk or write this way normally
    :)
     
  2. spectorbass83

    spectorbass83

    Jun 6, 2005
    canada
    "Axel is a bit gangsta."
    How was this one musical?? Was the person who wrote this reffering to Axel from GNR? :meh:
     
  3. reitedasc

    reitedasc

    Jun 23, 2005
    Norway
    Not really musical, no. I still consider myself more gangsta than AXL though:D
     
  4. JoshB

    JoshB A great man is always willing to be little. -RWE Supporting Member

    Your friends are deeply disturbed.
     
  5. +1 :p
     
  6. Bassmanbob

    Bassmanbob Supporting Member

    What to tell a bass player on Valentine's Day?

    "Hey Papi. How 'bout you slap me instead of that bass!" Of course this is said while she is wearing something muy caliente!
     
  7. Sippy

    Sippy

    Aug 1, 2005
    Stuart,Florida
    MUY BIEN!!
     
  8. What to tell a bass player on V-day?

    "It's okay, lots of people don't have dates, just wait until next year"
     
  9. +1, what I was waiting to hear.

    Todd Stanley What to tell a bass player on V-day?

    "It's okay, lots of people don't have dates, just wait until next year"

    +1 for accuracy:meh:
     
  10. What NOT to tell a bass player ov Valentines day:

    'I think we should go on a break...'


    worst valentines day ever :(
     
  11. Bassmanbob

    Bassmanbob Supporting Member

    Sorry to hear than man. To be totally honest, my wife and I exchanged gifts, we had ribs with the kids and then we went out for ice cream.

    Then we slept. Oh, and my wife is not hispanic. The quote just sounded better that way.
     
  12. Aj*

    Aj*

    Jun 14, 2005
    West Yorkshire, UK
    Dunno but as a bassplayer I'm considering organising a valentines party next year (largely as an excuse to look cool with my shirt off infront of other people's dates), I'll string my bass up with the new DR pink strings to celebrate :D.
     
  13. d8g3jdh

    d8g3jdh Guest

    Aug 9, 2005
    No, just stupid. :smug:
     
  14. reitedasc

    reitedasc

    Jun 23, 2005
    Norway
    I can agree on both:D
     
  15. reitedasc

    reitedasc

    Jun 23, 2005
    Norway
    Haha :)bawl: :spit: )

    It's just a stupid day. I think I got a date this weekend, so don't worry about me.
     
  16. no one was....


    j/k :bag:
     
  17. reitedasc

    reitedasc

    Jun 23, 2005
    Norway
    I guess not. The girl was going out of town for a week so you can all worry about me again:(
     
  18. Phil Mastro

    Phil Mastro

    Nov 18, 2004
    Montréal
    HAHAHAHAHA, good one!:D
     
  19. orlfl

    orlfl

    Jul 22, 2005
    Orlando
    What to tell a bass player on Valentine's Day:

    'I think you need that PurpleHeart R Bass you showed me for Valentine's'

    I have the coolest wife...
     
  20. kansas666

    kansas666

    Sep 20, 2004
    Let your fingers do the walking ;)