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what would a "TALK-BASS" say?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Dave Castelo, Mar 19, 2001.


  1. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    originally from other thread...moved here for more ideas:


    some more from Jrthebassguy
    please post the ones you think about :D
     
  2. yeah yeah i know the bathroom has better reverb but could you clean the darn place.
     
  3. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    LOL! :D
     
  4. "hey, quit fingering me so hard, i'm gonna bust a nut!"


    sorry about the extreme bad taste :D
     
  5. Oh yeah, backfile that nut baby!

    Oh yeah, put me "in tune" with your needs.
     
  6. stop slapping me bitch! Now finger me until your fingers are sore!
     
  7. Huna Funk

    Huna Funk

    Dec 5, 2000
    A paranoid Talk Bass

    "They're all out to defret me, I can feel it man."


    A jealous Talk Bass

    "If you even think of picking up that guitar I'm so gonna bow."


    A kinky Talk Bass

    "Teeheehee......easy on the knobs there silly."


    A lazy Talk Bass

    "Personally I think you should go with MIDI for this song."




    Yep, I'm THAT bored :)
     
  8. yawnsie

    yawnsie

    Apr 11, 2000
    London
    How about one of JT's Conklins...

    "Well, Jaco only needed four strings!"
     
  9. summerof69

    summerof69

    Mar 6, 2001
    who is JT's Conklins...

    "Well, Jaco only needed four strings!"
    where did u find out this piece of knowledge?
     
  10. you don't know about John Turner and his 7 and 8 string basses? and his double neck 7-string bass? it's crazy!
     
  11. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    LOL...
    in a not so distant future you will end up saying
    "John Turner only needed 9 strings!"
     
  12. Hmmm...the dominant/horny bass?

    "Slap me! Harder!"
    "Play with me!"
    "Oh yes! Unwind me! Take off my G string!"

    Am I falling out of the PG-13 rating here yet? :D
     
  13. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    what´s with all the kinky sexy language around bass???

    my theory is that all that you are saying is just what you would like to listen at bed! bunch of perverts!! hahahaha

    :D just kidding... everybody needs a spank
     
  14. Well, judging by my signature... :D:p
     
  15. "Quit picking on me!!".
     
  16. This might be appropriate but if you compare it to the last couple of posts it's kind of weak and wimpy.


    "You guitarists always tuning down just so you can be like a bass player":D
     
  17. FiElDy RuLeZ!!!

    FiElDy RuLeZ!!!

    Feb 27, 2001
    IF IT WERE YUR BASS "HELP I DONT WANT THIS FOOL PLAYING ME"

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
     
  18. Oysterman

    Oysterman

    Mar 30, 2000
    Sweden
    You never learn, do you, troll? :rolleyes:
     
  19. Har har har, funny funny...
    so lemme guess, yours would say...
    "Oh god YES! TUNE ME DOWN AND SMACK ME LIKE FIELDY! SMACK ME LIKE FIELDY!"?
    :rolleyes:
     
  20. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    California
    To a guitar:

    "You may have more, but mine are bigger than yours".

    Will C.:cool: