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What would be the most divisive title for a Talkbass post title?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by DanAdams, Dec 21, 2020.


  1. Fenders are for booger eaters

    24.1%
  2. Flatwounds sound like a dying whale

    25.9%
  3. Rickenbackers were originally designed to be uncomfortable chairs.

    22.4%
  4. The best bass for metal is a Hofner

    12.1%
  5. Tort was designed for treating diarrhea

    15.5%
  6. The dumb engineer won't let me EQ my own bass! Whaaaaaaa!

    12.1%
  7. The only acceptable pedal is a tuner.

    29.3%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. DanAdams

    DanAdams Supporting Member

    Nov 3, 2013
    Maine
    Isn't the humor forum the place for junk like this?
     
    2strings2frets, Beej and Winslow like this.
  2. Michedelic

    Michedelic MId-Century Modern

    This will not end well.
     
    gebass6 likes this.
  3. dalkowski

    dalkowski Supporting Member

    May 20, 2009
    Massachusetts USofA
    Agreed. We may be reaching our collective breaking point.
     
    Dr. Keebs likes this.
  4. Ostie

    Ostie

    Aug 1, 2018
    Mid MI
    Carrots.
     
    LowWay likes this.
  5. ZedLepp

    ZedLepp

    May 12, 2013
    Most divisive - "Tonewood is a myth, change my mind."
     
  6. How about,.. "My band didn't want to play a gig because of Covid so I fired 'em all. Was that wrong?"

    There


    I did it.
     
    RSBBass, lowplaces, DirtDog and 2 others like this.
  7. ebo

    ebo

    Jul 15, 2012
    Bay Area, Ca
    When in doubt, fire the drummer.
     
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  8. Dincrest

    Dincrest Supporting Member

    Sep 27, 2004
    New Jersey
    "What do you need a $10,000 Fodera for when a $100 Glarry is just as good?"

    Or something like that where the OP is goading people into fighting over the "value" of gear (however you define value).

    That always escalates into grown adults acting like 3rd graders on the playground. "My dad is smarter than your dad!"

    Or those threads asking, "What do brand names matter? Everything's made by Cort anyway." That's just goading the trolls.
     
    bpc, Lobster11, vintagedevil and 5 others like this.
  9. knumbskull

    knumbskull

    Jul 28, 2007
    UK
    I love Christmas TB threads, everyone gets bang on the egg nog and just lets rip.
     
    mikewalker, Supadope, DirtDog and 2 others like this.
  10. Ostie

    Ostie

    Aug 1, 2018
    Mid MI
    My Squier is better than your MIA Fender.
     
  11. My farts sound better than your tone. Prove me wrong.
     
    Beej, Reedt2000, JCooper and 4 others like this.
  12. Dincrest

    Dincrest Supporting Member

    Sep 27, 2004
    New Jersey
    Along with what I said before, I think another troll-bait topic would be "Darkglass sucks."

     
  13. Maple is harder than rosewood. Someone call 911.....
     
  14. fhm555

    fhm555 So FOS my eyes are brown Supporting Member

    Feb 16, 2011
    Tort was designed for treating diarrhea
    Tort is the result of treating for bloody diarrhea

    Fixed this.
     
  15. Gearhead17

    Gearhead17 Supporting Member

    May 4, 2006
    Mount Prospect, IL
    "You don't need more than 3 pedals". 10 page thread, minimum.
     
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  16. bluesblaster

    bluesblaster

    Jan 2, 2008
    there is no best thing for metal...now go home, we must have peace
     
  17. bassdude51

    bassdude51 "You never even called me by my name." Supporting Member

    Nov 1, 2008
    Central Ohio
    Slapping is for "sucks".
     
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  18. JRA

    JRA my words = opinion Supporting Member

    P-basses spawned "OK boomers"
     
    Beej and kevin wells like this.
  19. Killing Floor

    Killing Floor Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2020
    Austin, TX
    Weight?
     
  20. Lagado

    Lagado Inactive

    Jan 6, 2020
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