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What would be the most divisive title for a Talkbass post title?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by DanAdams, Dec 21, 2020.

  1. Fenders are for booger eaters

  2. Flatwounds sound like a dying whale

  3. Rickenbackers were originally designed to be uncomfortable chairs.

  4. The best bass for metal is a Hofner

  5. Tort was designed for treating diarrhea

  6. The dumb engineer won't let me EQ my own bass! Whaaaaaaa!

  7. The only acceptable pedal is a tuner.

Multiple votes are allowed.

    MYLOWFREQ Supporting Member

    May 13, 2011
    I thought we all agreed with this..
  2. awakefie

    awakefie Supporting Member

    Jul 14, 2008
    Colorado Springs, CO
    Jaco only needed four, any more is a waste.
  3. To Use a Pick or not

    Should Bass Players wear pants to rehearsals?

    Why Sid Vicious is the greatest bass player that ever lived
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  4. Trump or Corona.
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  5. I assume you mean the beer? :D
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  6. MD


    Nov 7, 2000
    Marin Co. CA.
    Basses that look like toilet seats and the players that use them.:eek::roflmao:
    ... exits through the front door, stage left.
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  7. db59

    db59 Supporting Member

    Apr 16, 2015
    This title of this thread
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  8. gebass6

    gebass6 We're not all trying to play the same music. Supporting Member

    Kanye (2020_06_11 20_53_33 UTC).gif Don't know about that...... (2020_06_13 14_29_31 UTC).gif
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  9. BreakingGlass


    Jan 23, 2020
    not divisive so much as inflammatory...

    some variation of "bass players are just people that couldn't cut it on guitar"
    that would get people riled up
    Last edited: Jan 14, 2021
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  10. lowplaces

    lowplaces Got Punch ? Supporting Member

    Dec 20, 2015
    Louisville Kentucky
    "No true pro would gig with a solid state amp"

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  11. lowplaces

    lowplaces Got Punch ? Supporting Member

    Dec 20, 2015
    Louisville Kentucky
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  12. lowplaces

    lowplaces Got Punch ? Supporting Member

    Dec 20, 2015
    Louisville Kentucky
    First exchange before the lock...

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  13. Killed_by_Death

    Killed_by_Death Snaggletooth Inactive

    any topic really, some folks live for the arguments & are stubborn & relentless about it
    You could post a thread stating that the Earth is a spherical shape & the trolls would come out to prove you wrong. I know, because it happened, & not just figuratively!

    TBH I'm sick of it, but learning & re-learning that NO response is the best response, when you're getting trolled.
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  14. lowplaces

    lowplaces Got Punch ? Supporting Member

    Dec 20, 2015
    Louisville Kentucky
    I disagree :D
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  15. bluesblaster


    Jan 2, 2008
    I take objection to your disagreement
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  16. socialleper

    socialleper Bringer of doom and top shelf beer Supporting Member

    May 31, 2009
    Canyon Country, CA
    "Covers are for hacks that don't have the talent to write their own music; change my mind."
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  17. DaveDeVille

    DaveDeVille ... you talkin' to me ?? Supporting Member

    ... not sure about "prove me wrong ",
    but ...
    " Someone once asked me to describe my tone, and I said it was like a rhino farting in a trash can."
    ... Dusty Hill
  18. How to Play Death Metal using standard EADG tuning

    What Pick should I use to play Jazz??
  19. lowplaces

    lowplaces Got Punch ? Supporting Member

    Dec 20, 2015
    Louisville Kentucky
    I object to your objection and furthermore disagree that my disagreement is objectable.
  20. bluesblaster


    Jan 2, 2008
    OK, but I reserve the right to object further should future disagreements become objectionable.........or possibly carrots
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