All in the same day... 1. I got a call - right after sitting down to dinner - asking me to contribute $50 or more to a cause I've got no interest in.. 2. So I get him off the phone and here's another call asking me what the VIN is on my car so they can sell me a Auto Warranty.. 2. I got a past due notice for a bill for $5.12 which I had already paid... 3. My credit card limit got lowered and my interest rate got jacked. What would Frank do in such situations as these? HAH? Yeah, I'm talkin' ta YOU, Sugar Pants...
Wiki entry: Frank Rizzo - an extremely abrasive blue-collar Italian-American New Yorker with bizarre complaints and requests (voiced by Johnny Brennan of the Jerky Boys comedy duo). Not to be confused with the 19721980 Philadelphia mayor, Frank Rizzo. Mr. Rizzo's voice is all over YouTube; most of it is NSFW.
Frank Rizzo would have the offenders taken out back, ensured that no press or cameras were present, and the offenders would have had some accident or other than caused significant bodily harm. I grew up in Philly in the '70's.
He would have taken Sol Rosenberg out back and beat the living daylights out of him, then drink 2 bottles of jack daniels to calm his nerves down.