Had a random thought today (yes I know there's a thread for that ). It occurred to me that it would be hilarious if Morgan Freeman read the lyrics to the RHCP tune "Sir Psycho Sexy" (I warned you it was random, right?). What do you want to hear him read?
There's a comedy bit on youtube if you search for "Morgan Freeman GPS" that's pretty funny. He also did it for real in the Waze app in conjunction with a movie release a few years ago.
Anything that's completely counter to his typecast "sage" image. Like maybe the spoken chorus – in proper meter, of course – to Kajagoogoo's "Too Shy" (1982).
I like it, what about something more old-school like flying purple people eater, or the monster mash?
"Funkentelechy" - Parliament I'd love to hear Mr. Freeman say, "Yo, this is Mood Control Saying you might as well pay attention You can't afford free speech"