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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by i_got_a_mohawk, Feb 10, 2014.

  1. http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/11/w...ly-kills-iraqi-pupils.html?smid=re-share&_r=0
  2. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Banned

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    This thread will not end well...
  3. 1958Bassman


    Oct 20, 2007
  4. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive

    Jul 1, 2006
    San Diego, CA
    Where's OSHA when you need them?
  5. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Jul 7, 2009
    Shreveport, Louisiana
  6. basscooker

    basscooker Commercial User

    Apr 11, 2010
    cincy ky
    Owner, Chopshopamps.com
    Growing up, there was an Iraqi family in town, and at a bake sale the mom had made something for the table. We all just had to give it a try (even in HS I was a bit of a foodie, always open to new stuff, and getting my buddies to, also), and shortly after made our own explosions in the restroom.
  7. fraublugher


    Nov 19, 2004
    ottawa, ontario, canada
    music school retailer
    So it could have been worse , it could have been catered.
  8. Hate to say that that was funny
  9. bassinplace


    Dec 1, 2008
    That would be apropos.
  10. Jeff Dunham's character 'Achmed the dead terrorist' comes to mind
  11. Do you still get 72 virgins with an accidental death? Or perhaps it is a reduced amount due to the intention being good, but poorly applied. A partial credit, of sorts.
  12. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive

    Jul 1, 2006
    San Diego, CA
    I can't imagine that the virgins would be excited about being stuck in eternity having to be partnered to a guy who blows his load prematurely.:|
  13. DeathFromBelow

    DeathFromBelow Never Forget. Banned

    Dec 23, 2010
    Horten, Norway
    Oooooh! :D
  14. fhm555

    fhm555 So FOS my eyes are brown Supporting Member

    Feb 16, 2011
    Fewer violent religious fanatics in the world today? What a wonderful thought.

    Who cares how or why. Although I have to add I can't help but smile that it was a training accident which insures none of the good guys had to risk their lives to shorten the bad guy roster.

    Oh and BTW, on a personal note to the bad guys...keep up the good work fellers, we'll take your demise any way we can get it.
  15. Tituscrow

    Tituscrow Banned

    Feb 14, 2011
    NW England

    72 virgins would only last 72 days. What about the rest of eternity?
  16. hdracer


    Feb 15, 2009
    Elk River, MN.
    I was thinking more like 24 days...
  17. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive

    Jul 1, 2006
    San Diego, CA
    Call me old fashioned, but I'd like to think heaven is the sort of place where one can acquire penicillin with relative ease, if that's the whole emphasis behind the "virgin" thing.
  18. A favourite Frankie Boyle line:

    "They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags. Or two women from Dundee"
  19. LiquidMidnight


    Dec 25, 2000
    If there were a such thing as an (artificially cut short) Lifetime Achievement Darwin Award, I nominate this guy to win.