This, My friend is a "Green neck" ..... Only slightly less dangerous than its relative the "Tali - Tubbie"!
The Tali-Tubbie was funny but this my freind pisses me off. You have really pushed the limits this time.
OHMYGOD!! you're not GREEN are you gruffpuppy? I don't wanna be accused of greenism !! NO! ......... wait till Bruce sees this!!
Yep, Yes I am. But I bleed red just like you. All I have to say is if Kermit wasn't retired he would snap.
It's not easy bein' green / Having to spend each day the color of the leaves / When I think it would be nicer bein' red, or yellow, or gold / Or something much more colorful like that.