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What's the best animal for Metal?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by seanm, Jun 20, 2017.

  1. seanm

    seanm I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize! Supporting Member

    Feb 19, 2004
    Ottawa, Canada
  2. best for Black Metal:


    or just Death Metal:


    this one kind of reflects the "Heavy Metal" that Metallica are putting out now:

    Last edited: Jun 21, 2017
  3. two fingers

    two fingers Opinionated blowhard. But not mad about it. Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2005
    Eastern NC USA
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  4. Basshappi


    Feb 12, 2007
    An Aardvark
  5. bass4more

    bass4more Supporting Member

    Aug 11, 2007
    Oakland, CA
  6. seanm

    seanm I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize! Supporting Member

    Feb 19, 2004
    Ottawa, Canada
    No picture... no aardvark!
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  7. bluesblaster


    Jan 2, 2008
    an armadillo
  8. seanm

    seanm I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize! Supporting Member

    Feb 19, 2004
    Ottawa, Canada
    Sighhh... do I really have to say it again :atoz:
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  9. Basshappi


    Feb 12, 2007
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  10. Nashrakh


    Aug 16, 2008
    Hamburg, Germany
    Metal Mario is my spirit animal.
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  11. Gorn


    Dec 15, 2011
    Queens, NY
    The Saharan silver ant.
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  12. Tom Bomb

    Tom Bomb Hypocognitive Supporting Member

    Apr 23, 2014
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  13. kesslari

    kesslari Groovin' with the Fusion Cats Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Dec 21, 2007
    Santa Cruz Mtns, California
    Lark in the Morning Instructional Videos; Audix Microphones
    Best for Glam-metal - Frilled Lizard
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  14. Funky Ghost

    Funky Ghost Translucently Groovy

    This guy. The pen tailed tree shrew.


    Aww, aren't they just darling? The tree shrew looks like a real-life anime character, all big, round eyes, adorable little paws and tiny mouth. If that thing spoke, it would have the squeaky voice of a preteen Japanese girl, and it would teach jaded sword-wielding teenagers the importance of nature through its precocious antics.


    But the pen-tailed tree shrew isn't all cuteness and innocence because it eats only one thing: The fermented nectar from the bertam palm plant of Malaysia. This nectar is naturally fermented inside the plant to have an alcohol content of around 3.8 percent, roughly equivalent to one (cheap) human beer. Now, these shrews aren't the only animals on Earth that drink alcohol -- bats, birds, monkeys and many other creatures drink on occasion -- but I meant it literally when I said they consume only one thing: booze. That is their sole sustenance. They do nothing but get blasted, every hour of every day of every year of their lives. These guys spend an average of two hours a day doing nothing but drinking the bertam liquor, an amount roughly equivalent to about 10 to 12 glasses of wine for a human, all in one sitting.

    So yes, it might look like it's about to do a series of tiny cartwheels while singing you a little song about where rainbows come from, but if it did, it would probably vomit on your pants afterward and then take a swing at you for "judging it with your eyes."

    If Lemmy were an animal, he would have been this guy.
  15. tkonbass

    tkonbass I'm just one of the out-of-focus guys. Supporting Member

    Mar 11, 2012
    St. Paul, MN
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  16. fretter


    May 24, 2012

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  17. fretter


    May 24, 2012
    He looks kind of metal:

  18. tlc1976


    Aug 2, 2016

    Pill Millipede

    This one looks pretty road worn.
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