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What's the deal with carrots on Talkbass?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by EAdanikDG, Apr 22, 2010.

What's the deal with carrots on Talkbass

Poll closed May 7, 2010.
  1. carrots

    8 vote(s)
  2. bacon

    5 vote(s)
  3. the real carrots

    0 vote(s)
  4. do a search

    0 vote(s)
  1. Title says it all, Thanks in advance.
  2. it's the talkbass colloquial substitute for "other"... why it is is a complete mystery, however, and scholors maintain that the reasoning was lost many many years ago.

    my personal theory is that it has something to do with the contents of fassa's stomach when she ralphed on her shergold..
  3. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    Get off my lawn
  4. Toasted


    May 26, 2003
    Leeds, UK
    You know those shops that don't have prices on the products? It's like that.
  5. Ohhhh lordy.
  6. Marley's Ghost

    Marley's Ghost Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 9, 2002
    Tampa, FL
    The "carrots" poll option was started by founding TB member Eustus "Bugs Bunny" McClintock, a notorious curmudgeon from the DB forum. He was so nicknamed due to his significant overbite. Sadly, Eustus passed away due to a freak farming accident. But the carrots option will be his never ending legacy.
  7. I'm not comfortable w/*carrots* being one of only two options- in my world, *carrots* needs to be totally unrelated to the original question/statement/topic; bacon vs carrots? That's like blond vs redhead or Asian chick vs insane chick- too similar & the beyond-obvious answer is of course both- I believe Maki will bear me out on at least the analogy. :cool:
  8. Happy Earth Day!
  9. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    That is utterly false sir. Put simply, carrots are just delicious.
  10. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    I've reached a decision.
    I have come, over time, to understand the whole "carrots" mystery. That is, I know the answers, and can explain them in full detail. For a fee.

    Henceforth (god I love using that word, it makes me feel regal), anyone wishing to know the answer - please have your credit cards ready and dial 1 800-CAR-ROTS. $2.00 for the first minute, $1.50 for any subsequent minutes.
  11. carrots - $3.99 a bag
  12. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    Canadian or US dollars?
  13. Canadian, them be worth more :)

  14. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    What? A bag of baby carrots is only 99cents!
  15. TheDarkReaver

    TheDarkReaver Banned

    Mar 20, 2006
    Lincolnshire, UK
  16. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Personally I like Bunny Luv carrots. I like the sexy rabbit with that coy seductive smile on the bag. It gets me all the time. I have like six bags in my fridge right now as we speak.

  17. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    yeah that's what I'm saying. $3.99 for a bag of carrots... yikes.

    For that price, I'd demand that someone wax my carrot.

  18. Passinwind

    Passinwind I know nothing. Commercial User

    Dec 3, 2003
    Columbia River Gorge, WA.
    Owner/Designer &Toaster Tech Passinwind Electronics
    Ready to eat!

    Those are actually quite good, my wife buys 'em sometimes.
  19. IconBasser

    IconBasser Scuba Viking Supporting Member

    Feb 28, 2007
    Alta Loma, California
    I think it has something to do with John Turner using them to vanquish some forum trolls back in the misty eras of ancient Talkbass legend. I never did get the whole story.
  20. Hi.

    Not to shoot down Your exxellent business idea, but one could use something called "search" as well :).

    But then again, I guess that people will prefer calling a 800 number before using a search function.


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