I have 2. The first one was in Miami in '89. This group was REALLY stinking up the joint, so the audience, about 3000 strong, started singing, "Would you please - get off - the stage!", while swaying from side to side with their thumbs in the air motioning for them to go. It was a beautiful sight! One of the guys started to get tears in his eyes. That was VERY funny! The second one was this funk band opening for Wayman Tisdale, and they were horrible, and on top of that, their songs were VERY long! So during the bridge of one of these "epic" tunes, the lead singer yells to the crowd, "Y'all want some more?", and the crowd yells, "NO!" He gives the band a strange look as if to say, "Maybe I heard wrong." So he asked the band to lower the volume, so he could ask again, and the crowd responds with, "NOOOOOO!" I swear I heard some people say "God no!" So he stops the music and says to the audience, "Y'all trippin'. You know this funk is good to you!", and somebody yells, "It is now, since y'all stopped playing!" He quietly left the stage, and the band began breaking down their own gear. They wouldn't even let the roadies help them. The musicians were good, but the songs and the singing sucked. Someone once told me that Wayman has lousy opener acts on purpose, so he'd look that much better.