A few weeks ago I was playing scratchy pre-war blues on acoustic instruments with my regular gig buddies - all guys and no one under 50 in this band. We'd been on stage for half an hour and had done songs by Robert Johnson, Jimmy Reed and so on. There were a few restless Xmas parties in who would obviously have preferred a DJ. Finally a young guy came up to the stage and asked, "Can you play something by Kylie Minogue?" So what inappropriate nonsense have you guys been asked for?