What's with Matt Till?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by BigWig Will, Jan 18, 2003.

  1. Who is he? Where does he come from? Why is he here?
  2. he's from mars. duh.
    but he doesn't care.
  3. Stupidnick


    Mar 22, 2002
    ...my room...
    Matt till comes from Mars,
    Me and him were reincarnated into strangers who dont know each other, but in our past life, we played on a rugby team and we died in a plane crash(sorta). Our plane hit the mountain, 16 people died, and 16 lived, we lived but we had to eat people. After me and him ate everyone, me and him thought "Wow, this really aint so bad, lets open a resturant"
    So we died in a Resturant fire really. It sucked alot of butt.
    Ill say that we met some mexicans and a farmer though. The farmer was like 'hi im a farmer' and the mexicans said "yes your a farmer".
    Then the mexicans said "lets have a fiesta"
    So they came to our.. cannible resturant and killed us cause we were out of supermodels.

    Man life sucks..

    OH yes.. he has an avatar now, hes all big and bad..
  4. PollyBass

    PollyBass ******

    Jun 25, 2001
    Shreveport, LA

    Oh sweet god, by the will that binds us together,, MAKE IT STOP,,, PLEASE MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPP.

    *Huddles up in fetal postion, starts crying*
  5. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Deptford, NJ
    me too dave...me too
  6. *sniffling*
    I..I miss him too! Whaahahah!!:( :(

    And Dave.....
    *voice cracking*
    ...I-I, well I hate ya buddy!:( Whaaaaaaa!

    Also: Hi Dave!

  7. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    The Posts pile up like skidding cars on a foggy freeway!
  8. PollyBass

    PollyBass ******

    Jun 25, 2001
    Shreveport, LA
    Yes, it's this groupie crap and it's making me BONKERS.
  9. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    Hey guys, what's going on in this thread. :cool:
  10. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA

    StupidMatt is dead to me!
  11. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    Where were you at the Bass bash Matt?!?!
    I was looking forward to seeing you....oh well....you missed a great show, and if you were there and weren't haning out with John turner or Spankbass then poo on you.

    Speaking of Stupidmatt...I asked Eric Cameron at the show if he'd seen Matt Till...and he thought for a second than said "you mean stupidmatt?" so I think you'll always be stupid matt to us :p
  12. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA

    I miss Les Claypool ;)
  13. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA

    I wish I coulda been there man, I posted at that thread just because I felt like saying "i HATE bass." I'm flattered that someone actually cared that I went. Truth be told, I'm finding it shocking that people know who I am. I always assumed Matt Till/StupidMatt were not love. I'm touched. :)
  14. PollyBass

    PollyBass ******

    Jun 25, 2001
    Shreveport, LA
    DAMNIT! he changed his avatar,,,AGAIN, SWEET JESUS!!!!!!

    *has heart attack, falls to floor*
  15. Nick Gann

    Nick Gann Talkbass' Tubist in Residence

    Mar 24, 2002
    Silver Spring, MD
    You will always be StupidMatt to me :)
  16. stupid matt is never dead, he is alive in each and every one of us, now lets all hold hands and think of better times....like....when matt was still stupid:D
  17. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    Alright, seriously. Could someone please explain what the hell is going on? I've been very confused with Off Topic for the past 2 weeks or so.
  18. I'll set things strait for ya matt!:

    It goes like this.
    Put your stuff in one bag. Then twist the second bag like a rope and tie one end to each handle of the full bag. Like a messenger bag, this hangs over your shoulder without sliding off your back.

    I thing you understand.:)
  19. moley


    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK
    I don't, what the hell are you on about? :confused: