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What's your bass(es) name(s)?

Discussion in 'Basses [BG]' started by LoreBard, Jan 4, 2003.

  1. LoreBard


    Sep 2, 2002
    This should be a good one, seeing as alot of us are fanatical, not to mention insane.

    Ill start, my Peavey Grinds name is Sandy.
  2. FretNoMore

    FretNoMore * Cooking with GAS *

    Jan 25, 2002
    The frozen north
    Mine are called "The Fender", "The Modulus", "The Overwater", etc

    Boring, huh? :)
  3. ldiezman


    Jul 11, 2001
    I tend to call them by one name.. Mine! :)
  4. Aaron


    Jun 2, 2001
    Bellingham, WA
    I call this one my winckel.
  5. my blue, defretted, plastered-with-stickers-and-cool-pictures-and-clippings-from-comics-etc., washburn xb-100 is named "sarah"
    my new esp doesn't have a name yet. i'm still gettin' a feel for her.
  6. Of course, this is a joke. It's a reference to Full Metal Jacket and a Simpsons episode that contained a reference to Full Metal Jacket.


    What's this weapon's name, Private Pyle?


    Sir, the private's weapon's name is Charlene


    Homer: What are you doing! That putter is to you what a bat is to a baseball player! What a violin is... to the... the guy that... the violin guy! Now c'mon! Give your putter a name.
    Bart: What?
    Homer: C'mon, give it a name.
    Bart: Mister Putter.
    Homer: D'oh... You wanna try a little harder son? C'mon give it a girl's
    Bart: Mom.
    Homer: Your putter's name is Charlene!
    Bart: Why?
    Homer: It just is, that's why! Now this, is a picture of your enemy, Todd Flanders. Every day, I want you to spend fifteen minutes staring at it. And concentrating on how much you hate him, and how glorious it will be when you and Charlene annihilate him!
    Bart: Who's Charlene?
    Homer: [raises the putter, about to wallop Bart with it] I'll show you who Charlene is! Now start hating!
    Bart: Grrrrrrrr... rrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! [loses enthusiasm]

    - Dave
  7. is that you john wayne?
  8. i call mine dwayne walter.
  9. My present crappy p-bass copy is known as "speedy", and my bass to be will be known as Speedy, and my current speedy will be known as "pops" :D
  10. petch

    petch Supporting Member

    Mar 25, 2001
    Medina, Ohio
    Peavey G- Bass- "Blackie"
    Peavey Millennium 5- "Millie"
    Reverend Rumblefish- "The Fish"
    Fender Am Dlx P- "Little Wing" because there's a wing like figure in the woodgrain.

    Do other people besides me actually do this? :rolleyes:
  11. My Fender P is: Monique

    My Ibanez EDC700 is: Erika

  12. FractalUniverse

    FractalUniverse Guest

    Jan 26, 2002
    Valparaíso, Chile
    I call this one my "fodera"
  13. natebass


    Sep 6, 2001
    Bremerton, WA
    mine are all named Gracie - my daughter who was born silent last april.
  14. Ryan L.

    Ryan L. Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 7, 2000
    West Fargo, ND
    This has been done before, but oh well.:)

    I don't name mine. I am boring too.:p
  15. pmkelly

    pmkelly Supporting Member

    Nov 28, 2000
    Kansas City, MO
    I generally don't own 'em long enough to name 'em...

  16. lesley (enough said)
  17. Skavenger


    May 26, 2002
    You don' mind me asking how much that BEAUTY cost you, do ya?


    Jan 2, 2003
    My Hartke, (I know they arent great...) is named Betty McBetter
  19. Nino Valenti

    Nino Valenti Supporting Member Commercial User

    Feb 2, 2001
    Staten Island NYC
    Builder: Valenti Basses
    2 are called Sadowsky, 1 G&L, 1 is Tokai, 1 is called Rob Deleo, 1 is Called Gecko, one is Lakland, one is called Jeff Berlin, 1 is called Atelier Z & their is one in peices that I call Mighty Mite, Mite for short.