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whattaya use to wipe....

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Joe Nerve, Nov 11, 2003.


  1. T.P. stolen from the diner.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  2. T.P. - the cheapest stuff is all I need.

    12 vote(s)
    36.4%
  3. T.P. - top of the line $3 a roll kinda stuff.

    10 vote(s)
    30.3%
  4. Pre moistened wipes.

    3 vote(s)
    9.1%
  5. Bidet or other such device like a garden hose.

    1 vote(s)
    3.0%
  6. A combination of 2 of the above.

    5 vote(s)
    15.2%
  7. Other.

    2 vote(s)
    6.1%
  1. Joe Nerve

    Joe Nerve Supporting Member

    Oct 7, 2000
    New York City
    Endorsing artist: Musicman basses, Hipshot products
    yep, yer butt!

    it's something i hope we all do.

    me, i prefer a mix of the cheapest T.P. plus the pre-moisened wipes.

    how about you?
     
  2. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    ....you left out pine cones and grass for our more "rural" members...you Noo Yawkaz and your "city-centric" thinking! :p

    :eek:



    ;)
     
  3. secretdonkey

    secretdonkey

    Oct 9, 2002
    Austin, TX
    Those "perfect pitch" ads torn from the back of Bass Player magazine...

    :D
     
  4. My arse is sensitive. Once I had really bad "runs" and I wiped so much my butt started bleeding from the friction. So I need my 96/9 pack of the good brands :)
     
  5. Johnny BoomBoom

    Johnny BoomBoom Supporting Member

    Jun 8, 2001
    Glasgow, Scotland


    Hmmm, yes! I have sensitive arse syndrome too - and an arse like the flag of Japan (or a freyed old pair of curtains) is something I'm all to familiar with!

    For me my saviour has been Andrex moistened tissue with Aloe Vera.....
     
  6. 20db pad

    20db pad

    Feb 11, 2003
    I been everywhere, man...
    None. At all.
    I've heard that Northeastern Native Americans used to use smooth stones. Haven't tried 'em yet.
     
  7. Only the high quality stuff.

    I wish I had a bidet though...;)
     
  8. Pre moistened wipes and the finest TP money can buy!

    [​IMG]
    Treena
     
  9. Joe Turski

    Joe Turski

    Jul 29, 2003
    Connecticut
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    Pre moistened wipes are the only way to go!!

    There's no excuse for a crusty bottom! :)
     
  10. IKSbassRUT

    IKSbassRUT

    Nov 11, 2003
    Bedford NH
    I actually use a sprinkler.... You know? The ones you use to water your lawn, you may buy one at a Wal-Mart for about $3... relatively cheap, one-time cost!:p
     
  11. I use store own brand stuff, and when me old ma wants to push the boat out, some good old Andrex.
     
  12. jive1

    jive1 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member Commercial User

    Jan 16, 2003
    Alexandria,VA
    Owner/Retailer: Jive Sound
    I use whatever TP, as long as it's 2 ply.

    Back in the poor bachelor days we'd use coffee filters or yellow pages when we ran out of TP, napkins and paper towels.
     
  13. What the . . . ?! :eek:
     
  14. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    can someone recommend a pre-moistened wipe that will flush down the toilet?
     
  15. Joe Nerve

    Joe Nerve Supporting Member

    Oct 7, 2000
    New York City
    Endorsing artist: Musicman basses, Hipshot products
    any store brand flushes just wonderfully. look for them next to the tucks pads. if you have any trouble finding them ask the girl behind the counter where they keep all the hemmorhoid cremes and medications.
     
  16. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Anything 2-ply. Generally the not-quite-cheapest I can find. I don't really have a brand preference. Just has to have a little quilt on it. Not much, just so it's not twice as much single-ply John Wayne TP.
     
  17. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    ...yeah right Brendan, we know better...all you folks out there in Or-ee-gone don't have TP, it's pine cones, admit it...

    ;)






    ....of course all us down here in the Flaw-ee-duh swamps use palmetto fronds (you really gotta check for palmetto bugs though....)...when we ain't fightin' off the darn gators....

    :eek:





    :D
     
  18. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    I like the stuff that's so raw it still has chunks of wood floating around in it.
     
  19. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    An ex-girlfriends(13 years ago) mom has a bidet in her bathroom at her home. Trying to be all haute and stuff.

    It's dusty from non-use.
     
  20. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    It's "what th'!"