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When some ladies start chatting you up on the break before your wife arrives...

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Ekulati, Jan 25, 2020.


  1. Ekulati

    Ekulati

    Jan 2, 2016
    Richmond, VA
    ...then make a spectacle of themselves later in the evening when your wife is there, coming up to the stage and frantically waving goodbye to you. And you try to pretend you don't see them. Last night. Respectable joint, innocent conversation, or at least I thought.
     
  2. Stumbo

    Stumbo Wherever you go, there you are. Supporting Member Commercial User

    Feb 11, 2008
    Chillin' n Grillin' on the Best Coast
    Song Surgeon slow downer.
    How did they know your wife was your wife?
     
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  3. Ekulati

    Ekulati

    Jan 2, 2016
    Richmond, VA
    No, misunderstanding. They didn't know her. But if she was paying attention she sure saw them trying to get my attention!
     
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  4. Mike N

    Mike N Missing the old TB Staff Member Supporting Member

    Jan 28, 2001
    Spencerport, New York
    Was the couch comfortable last night?? :D
     
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  5. charlie monroe

    charlie monroe Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 14, 2011
    Buffalo, NY
    You have a couch in the doghouse?

    Luxury.
     
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  6. catcauphonic

    catcauphonic High Freak of the Low Frequencies Supporting Member

    Mar 30, 2012
    Seattle WA
    Or was it really a sofa!? :whistle:
     
  7. Stumbo

    Stumbo Wherever you go, there you are. Supporting Member Commercial User

    Feb 11, 2008
    Chillin' n Grillin' on the Best Coast
    Song Surgeon slow downer.
    Or a loveseat?:roflmao:
     
  8. Joe Nerve

    Joe Nerve Supporting Member

    Oct 7, 2000
    New York City
    Endorsing artist: Musicman basses
    Sounds like an episode of King of Queens :) .
     
  9. squarepeg

    squarepeg

    Dec 21, 2010
    Slovenia
    A clear sign to your wife that she is lucky to have you, you attractive devil you!
     
  10. CaseyVancouver

    CaseyVancouver

    Nov 4, 2012
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    Honey she's just some friendly girl. Honest!
     
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  11. GretschWretch

    GretschWretch Supporting Member

    Dec 27, 2013
    East Central Alabama
    Haven't you heard? Bass player is the new guitar player.
     
  12. 2112

    2112

    Apr 30, 2005
    In this situation, all that runs through my head is the jingle from that old Caterpillar safety film...
     

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  13. Stumbo

    Stumbo Wherever you go, there you are. Supporting Member Commercial User

    Feb 11, 2008
    Chillin' n Grillin' on the Best Coast
    Song Surgeon slow downer.
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  14. somebrains

    somebrains Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2017
    Women don’t want a man other women don’t want.
    Women have pride in ownership, and they play their own games.
     
  15. godofthunder59

    godofthunder59 God of Thunder and Rock and Roll Supporting Member

    Feb 19, 2006
    Rochester NY USA
    Endorsing Cataldo Basses, Whirlwind products, Thunderbucker pickups
    Being a bass player this never happens to me.
     
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  16. gebass6

    gebass6 We're not all trying to play the same music.

    May 3, 2009
    You should have immediately introduced her to your Wife.
    And say "We were talking earlier.You two should get acquainted.You have so much in common."
    Then the other woman will be prompted to either become your Wife's friend or she'll get lost.

    That way your Wife see's that you are "on the up and up".
    And you would have dodged a bullet.
     
    Last edited: Jan 26, 2020
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  17. punchdrunk

    punchdrunk Supporting Member

    Jun 22, 2013
    Jacksonville, Fl
    My wife knows that the bands I play with always take time to talk to and be friendly with everyone at the venues we work. Male or female, everyone gets treated with respect. If your wife gets bent by you talking to a female or waving bye at the show, then that may be worth discussing. It’s just part of the show, after all.
     
  18. There's another scenario that could've came from introducing them... :D
     
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  19. hrodbert696

    hrodbert696 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    I haven't had too much along these lines, but like @punchdrunk said, I usually feel free to chat up people in the crowd during the breaks and be friendly. I've had once or twice women would be a little too warm and touchy and I just try to courteously disentangle. If they're waving and attracting attention, I'll wave back. But there's no question who I'm going home with.
     
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  20. Bunk McNulty

    Bunk McNulty It is not easy to do simple things correctly. Supporting Member

    Dec 11, 2012
    Northampton, MA
    My S.O. never comes to gigs, so it's not an issue. And wouldn't be one anyway. I am not too sexy for my shirt.:roflmao:
     
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