When's the last time you really cracked your head on something?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Bryan316, Dec 12, 2007.

  1. Bryan316

    Bryan316 Inactive

    Dec 20, 2006
    I just finished lunch and dropped my trash in the can, realised it was a bit full. So I leaned over to smush it down, and stabbed myself in the skull with the cabinet door's corner. What a sharp, pointy cabinet corner. This is so damn painful I wanna listen to Roseanne just to relocate the pain.
  2. ROON

    ROON Guest

    Aug 5, 2006
    Sydney, Australia
    Yesterday morning. Woke up after a very short sleep, was facing the wall (made of stone) and SMACK. For some reason I lent forward quickly and smashed my forehead on the wall. Was very painful and I felt like a complete moron. :meh: :(
  3. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    I was carrying a couple of monitors out of the band trailer a few weeks ago, bashed my head on the door frame and drew blood. I hate it when that happens!
  4. Marlat


    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    I'm having a discussion with Steve in the "Is it a hate crime if" thread that's really starting to make my head hurt! :D
  5. I can't recall the last time I did this, but just so I have something to say: my roommate was headbanging last night and ended up headbanging the door. I am sure that hurt him quite a bit. :p
  6. FL Knifemaker

    FL Knifemaker Guest

    Apr 9, 2006
    Lakeland, FL
    My wife had a run in with our American Bulldog this morning. She was leaning over, tying her shows and he came running over and accidentally head butted her. His head is like a rock. It sounded like someone cracking a coconut. She had to put ice on it and lay down :meh: Needless to say, one big bulldog is on her shiznit list :eek: If he doesn't crack you in the nads with his tail, he'll headbutt ya!!!
  7. Bryan316

    Bryan316 Inactive

    Dec 20, 2006
    OH for the love of GOOOOD.... what a horrible feeling, cuz you can't be mad at the dog for it, he's just a dog! It's just a tail, but they have minds of their own!

    My lead guitarist's golden retrievers have tails made from horseman's flails. I can't understand how a simple tail can hurt soooo much!
  8. GrooveWarrior

    GrooveWarrior Supporting Member

    I'm 6'5". It happens weekly.
  9. mjolnir

    mjolnir Thor's Hammer 2.1.3beta

    Jun 15, 2006
    Houston, TX
    Headstock of a guitar. gui**** got a little too frisky with the solo, tried one of those flips around the back with the strap, clocked me in the back of the head at full speed. I went down and I went down HARD. Musta been two months ago now.
  10. Bryan316

    Bryan316 Inactive

    Dec 20, 2006
    Whoah wait wait.... AS it was spinning around, it caught you? How are you still ALIIIIVE , man?
  11. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    I was working on the cam chain tensioner on my Kawasaki Ninja.. I use a drum throne as my mechanic stool... i got up really quickly and hit my head on my barend. I was pissed and laughing at the same time.
  12. mjolnir

    mjolnir Thor's Hammer 2.1.3beta

    Jun 15, 2006
    Houston, TX
    Yup. As it was spinning. No clue how I got through that, but I was only out for about 30 seconds, then someone brought me a stool and I played the rest of that show sitting down. It was fun, but the room didn't quit spinning until I got home that night and the headache didn't go away for days.
  13. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    I play football with my buddies on Saturdays, and almost every week I hit my head on the ground or on someone else while making a tackle.

  14. Jared Lash

    Jared Lash Born under punches

    Aug 21, 2006
    Denver, CO
    Sophomore year of college I was living in the fraternity and my roommate and I were studying for finals. I was sitting at my desk and he was sitting on the couch underneath the loft bed.

    He asked me what time it was and I said, "five minutes to two". Apparently he had a math final at two and had lost track of time. All 6'4" of him lurched upward from the couch like a shot as he realized how late he was going to be. Apparently he forgot that there was a bed above him and the meaty thud of his head hitting it was louder than I thought possible.

    Long story short, he missed his final (and I missed mine) as we spent the afternoon in the emergency room getting him treated for a severe concussion.
  15. Stu L.

    Stu L.

    Nov 27, 2001
    Corsicana, Texas
    +1 to that!

    11 years ago now, my mom was showing me the new home we were moving to while telling the contractor what to change and where. While passing through the dining room, I didn't see the chandelier until I was flat on my back and it was swinging :eek:. Mom looked at the contractor and said "A new light fixture there..." :D
  16. Jared Lash

    Jared Lash Born under punches

    Aug 21, 2006
    Denver, CO
    The last time I hit my head was last weekend after doing some shopping at the mall. I was taking the stairs down to the parking lot and they were those metal stairs (like this, but without the hot latina chick) and my feet were wet from the rain.

    Three steps down and my right foot just flies out from under me. I hit the back of my head on the edge of one step and the middle of my back on another. It knocked the wind completely out of me.

    The worst part is that I heard a woman slip on her way down as I was coming up when I first arrived. After helping her up I made a mental note that I should be careful coming down. Nope, I forgot all about it and was taking those steps as fast as always. :scowl:
  17. IAmTheDood

    IAmTheDood Shake and Bake

    Dec 15, 2006
    Waterford, MI

    I hate getting into ford escorts.
  18. GrooveWarrior

    GrooveWarrior Supporting Member

    You fit into a Ford Escort? . . . lucky!!!
  19. TDYooper

    TDYooper Guest

    Nov 17, 2007
    Green Bay, Wi. USA
    I drive a '92 Ford F-250 Diesel 4X4, lots of moving around room.

    My daughter asked me to check on a drivability issue with her '96 Escort, Not much moving around room...

    The door woun't seal at the top anymore, and I still have a lump on the old knoggen!!!

    Moral of the story??? Duck, BEFORE you dive in...

  20. RWP


    Jul 1, 2006
    Funny thread. Several years ago, when I use to drink, I managed to fall down a flight of stairs. Woke up bleeding from a nice gash on the noggin. Several stitches were in order at the ER. That a some other embarrassing situations are why I don't drink any longer. :eyebrow: :rollno: