When's the last time you really cracked your head on something?

Yesterday morning. Woke up after a very short sleep, was facing the wall (made of stone) and SMACK. For some reason I lent forward quickly and smashed my forehead on the wall. Was very painful and I felt like a complete moron.

 

I was carrying a couple of monitors out of the band trailer a few weeks ago, bashed my head on the door frame and drew blood. I hate it when that happens!

 

I'm having a discussion with Steve in the "Is it a hate crime if" thread that's really starting to make my head hurt!

 

I can't recall the last time I did this, but just so I have something to say: my roommate was headbanging last night and ended up headbanging the door. I am sure that hurt him quite a bit.

 

My wife had a run in with our American Bulldog this morning. She was leaning over, tying her shows and he came running over and accidentally head butted her. His head is like a rock. It sounded like someone cracking a coconut. She had to put ice on it and lay down Needless to say, one big bulldog is on her shiznit list If he doesn't crack you in the nads with his tail, he'll headbutt ya!!!

 

I'm 6'5". It happens weekly.

 

Headstock of a guitar. gui**** got a little too frisky with the solo, tried one of those flips around the back with the strap, clocked me in the back of the head at full speed. I went down and I went down HARD. Musta been two months ago now.

 

I was working on the cam chain tensioner on my Kawasaki Ninja.. I use a drum throne as my mechanic stool... i got up really quickly and hit my head on my barend. I was pissed and laughing at the same time.

 

Yup. As it was spinning. No clue how I got through that, but I was only out for about 30 seconds, then someone brought me a stool and I played the rest of that show sitting down. It was fun, but the room didn't quit spinning until I got home that night and the headache didn't go away for days.

 

Sophomore year of college I was living in the fraternity and my roommate and I were studying for finals. I was sitting at my desk and he was sitting on the couch underneath the loft bed.

He asked me what time it was and I said, "five minutes to two". Apparently he had a math final at two and had lost track of time. All 6'4" of him lurched upward from the couch like a shot as he realized how late he was going to be. Apparently he forgot that there was a bed above him and the meaty thud of his head hitting it was louder than I thought possible.

Long story short, he missed his final (and I missed mine) as we spent the afternoon in the emergency room getting him treated for a severe concussion.

 

+1 to that!

11 years ago now, my mom was showing me the new home we were moving to while telling the contractor what to change and where. While passing through the dining room, I didn't see the chandelier until I was flat on my back and it was swinging . Mom looked at the contractor and said "A new light fixture there..."

 

The last time I hit my head was last weekend after doing some shopping at the mall. I was taking the stairs down to the parking lot and they were those metal stairs (like this, but without the hot latina chick) and my feet were wet from the rain.

Three steps down and my right foot just flies out from under me. I hit the back of my head on the edge of one step and the middle of my back on another. It knocked the wind completely out of me.

The worst part is that I heard a woman slip on her way down as I was coming up when I first arrived. After helping her up I made a mental note that I should be careful coming down. Nope, I forgot all about it and was taking those steps as fast as always. :scowl:

 

+1.

I hate getting into ford escorts.

 

You fit into a Ford Escort? . . . lucky!!!

 

I drive a '92 Ford F-250 Diesel 4X4, lots of moving around room.

My daughter asked me to check on a drivability issue with her '96 Escort, Not much moving around room...

The door woun't seal at the top anymore, and I still have a lump on the old knoggen!!!

Moral of the story??? Duck, BEFORE you dive in...


TDY

 

Funny thread. Several years ago, when I use to drink, I managed to fall down a flight of stairs. Woke up bleeding from a nice gash on the noggin. Several stitches were in order at the ER. That a some other embarrassing situations are why I don't drink any longer.