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Where are all the crazy cults?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mike Money, Nov 22, 2004.


  1. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    Aren't we due for another mass suicide or something?
     
  2. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Way to be sensitive, Mike.
     
  3. We have a cult at our college, called The Campus Christians


    They sell all of their "worldy goods," all live in the same house together, and share one car. They take one class a semester to be considered students at the college and hawk the student center all day. Really. All day long there they sit and wait to annoy you.

    These guys have the student center covered and you can't walk in without them barraging you with questions. I just wanna go play street fighter in the arcade damnit!
     
  4. McHack

    McHack

    Jul 29, 2003
    Central Ohio!
    They're all looking for YOU, Mike...
     
  5. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    We call those guys "dealers" over here.
     
  6. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Maybe it's time for you to step up to the box, my man.

    brad cook
     
  7. Yeah, Mike. Some of us are in your so-called "crazy cults". And they're not "mass suicides". We are simply crossing over to the 12th dimension. These bodies are simply shells that must be discarded for our souls to move over to their natural state. When the apocalypse comes, we'll be safe in the 12th dimension. Where will you be?

    - Dave
     
  8. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    Too all...

    I am the bringer of love and light from the dimension deep in the unknown! Hark! The end has come, join me!
     
  9. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Riding safely in the tail of the comet Halle-Bopp.

    brad cook
     
  10. McHack

    McHack

    Jul 29, 2003
    Central Ohio!
    I am an athiest. I believe nothing, unless it can be proven. Show me.
     
  11. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    He's bringing us love! Break his legs!
     
  12. Well, i dont know much about these spooky cults michael speaks of, but i do know that if you seek me , Jimmy Swaggart*oops, i mean Charles, you can be given eternal salvation for the simple "donation" of 5 grand.
     
  13. Eric Moesle

    Eric Moesle Supporting Member

    Sep 21, 2001
    Columbus OH
    I thought they called it a "love gift" these days . . . ;)
     
  14. Selta

    Selta

    Feb 6, 2002
    Pacific Northwet
    Total fanboi of: Fractal Audio, AudiKinesis Cabs, Dingwall basses
    Ask the Mayans, they know ;). 8 years 34 days and counting...

    Ray
     
  15. We must cleanse ourselves of body thetans. err somethin'

    I will eat my nutrition food now.
     
  16. Are you an atheist, or from Missouri? :confused: :p

    Mike :D
     
  17. genderblind

    genderblind

    Oct 21, 2004
    Montreal
    Need more details from the Mayans, I have something really important to do in 9 years...
     
  18. genderblind

    genderblind

    Oct 21, 2004
    Montreal
    Damon or Marlon Mayans?
    {I apologise in advance...}