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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Trevorus, Mar 7, 2006.
I can't find them!
Check your coat pocket!
I just did. I keep a set on my belt loop at all times. But now I just can't seem to find them. Luckily I have my most used keys on a set in my pocket, but there are other important keys on the other loop.
Did they slide in between the seat and the center console in your car? I lose my cell phone there all the time.
Hmm. Maybe look in your car, either stuffed between the backrest and the cushion, or between your seat and the door.
Check your pants. Or your left boot.
The table. No, not that one, the other one.
Now turn around ten times really fast, close your eyes and run as fast as you can. Make sure you get all of this on camera and send it to us.
If you cant find your keys, at least well have a really funny video to watch.
They need to make keys like cellphones, so you can just call your keys when you lose them.
We don't need the video. The mental image is more than enough.
Oh, and check the other boot.
Whoops! Turns out I had them. My bad.
Here they are.
I want someone to make the rhombus of diminished 3rds.
The keys are sitting somewhere in your room laughing at you right now!
Assemblyman Peter J. Biondi has them, and he won't give them back until I apologize for being a meany to him on the intarweb. You best be getting a new set of keys.
You're probably right.
Damn that Assemblyman Peter J. Biondi!!!!
Did you check your toilet?
Seriously, you should. Check this out: The Cellphone in The Toilet
They're always in the last place you look.
Oh! Here dey go, in my sock!
www.keyringer.com for any future mishaps. I should get one for our guitarist who is constantly loosing the keys to the van which is our only way home from a gig and has most of our equipment as well