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Where's Angus been??

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Ryan L., Nov 4, 2002.


  1. Ryan L.

    Ryan L. Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 7, 2000
    West Fargo, ND
    Just realized the other day that I hadn't seen any posts from him lately, got to checking and his last one was in August.

    Did I miss something??
     
  2. Maybe his folks caught him looking at porn and took away his net access.
     
  3. Maybe he discovered Tabcrawler and never turned back?:D
     
  4. Jay

    Jay

    Oct 19, 2000
    Bidwell, OH
    Odd you should mention it, because I'm filling his vacant modding shoes. In reality, I'm talking to him as we speak. You see, it's a long story, but the skinny of it is this:

    The government caught on to his anti-cow agenda and they froze his bank account and seized his assets in order to force him into submission. Since he never actually existed on record, the Feds ended up ticking someone else off with their petty games. After a huge underground guerilla war fought by the CIA (since June), the Royal Duck Brigade took over the duties and swiftly ended the limited skirmishes with promises of free Taco Bell for a month.

    With the imposter out of the way, Angus was then tracked down using a telemarketing service. Indeed, he just couldn't say no to lowered life insurance rates. Now he sits in Cellblock B of the county prison making quilts and sipping margaritas all day.

    :D

    Actually, I really did just talk to him. He's simply been too busy to get online lately. He is still hanging in there, but I can't imagine the TB withdrawels he must be having... ;)
     
  5. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    Jay -

    Have you been practicing the east TX pastime of smacking yourself repeatedly with a large rock on the forehead again?
     
  6. Jay

    Jay

    Oct 19, 2000
    Bidwell, OH
    Gard - Is it that obvious? Sheesh, I thought I had it under control. Maybe they should make a patch for it, they have one for everything else. :D
     
  7. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    I don't know.