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Wheres the beef?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by ahhelpme, Nov 29, 2004.

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  1. ahhelpme


    Aug 26, 2004
    Ha! Wheres the beef?
  2. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    being tested for mad cow disease.
  3. The old dirty joke punchline was "Between Wendy's buns", iirc. ;)
  4. Potpourri for $200 please.
  5. "I'll take 'the rapists' for 800 Alex"

    "Um, that's 'therapists' Mr. Connery"
  6. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Anal bum cover for $200!

    brad cook
  7. "Yea, I'll take ape tit"....

    "that's a petit dejuner"

  8. Alex Trebek: It's not "Ape Tit." It's A Petit.. [ shakes head ] ..never mind! Let's just go to "Animal Sounds" for $600. This is the sound a doggy makes. [ Connery buzzes in ] Mr. Connery.

    Sean Connery: Moo. [ buzzer sounds ]

    Alex Trebek: No.

    Sean Connery: Well, that's the sound your mother made last night! [ laughs ]

    Alex Trebek: Okay, that's not necessary. [ Reynolds buzzes in ] Burt Reynolds.

    Burt Reynolds: Who is, ah, Scooby Doo? [ buzzer sounds ]

    Alex Trebek: No.

    Burt Reynolds: That was a funny dog, Scooby Doo. He drove around in a van and, ah, solved mysteries.

    Alex Trebek: That is incorrect.

    Burt Reynolds: No, that's correct. I remember he had a pal, Scrappy Doo.

    Alex Trebek: No. [ Stewart buzzes in ] French Stewart, the sound a dog makes.

    French Stewart: Um.. [ breathes ] ..who is John Caffney and the Beaver Brown Band, thank you very much, I'll take Animal Sounds for $800 please.. [ buzzer sounds ]

    Alex Trebek: No! Good Lord! We would've accepted "bow-wow" or "ruff"!

    Sean Connery: Ah, ruff. Just the way your mother likes it Trebek!
  9. Trebek: This is a color that rhymes with "urple." French Stewart.

    French: What is light urple?

    Rock on
  10. Here's the Beef!

    I am trying to eat here! -JMX

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