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Which horse is most dead?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Flashback Bass, Nov 28, 2018.


  1. Fingers vs Pick

    64 vote(s)
    12.5%
  2. Originals vs Covers

    16 vote(s)
    3.1%
  3. Flats vs Roundwounds

    72 vote(s)
    14.0%
  4. Note-for-Note vs "Make it yours"

    15 vote(s)
    2.9%
  5. Fretboard, Rosewood/Ebony vs Maple

    33 vote(s)
    6.4%
  6. Fridge vs Lightweight Neo

    31 vote(s)
    6.0%
  7. P vs J

    133 vote(s)
    25.9%
  8. Black vs White vs Tort Pickguard

    28 vote(s)
    5.5%
  9. Fire the Drummer vs Lead Singer

    10 vote(s)
    1.9%
  10. Carrots vs Tuna Noodle Casserole

    59 vote(s)
    11.5%
  11. Tubes vs Transistors

    50 vote(s)
    9.7%
  12. Fretted vs Fretless

    2 vote(s)
    0.4%
  1. It seems that every few weeks a thread pops up that is the same old argument. (Usually from a Newbie who fails to use the Search!)

    Which one do you think comes up the most?

    (Feel free to mention any I have overlooked!)
     
  2. Atshen

    Atshen

    Mar 13, 2003
    Grim Cold Québec
    You forgot the deadest of all the dead rotting equestrian carcasses:

    BEST BASS FOR METAL?!?!?
     
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  3. lfmn16

    lfmn16 Supporting Member

    Sep 21, 2011
    charles town, wv
    You missed the biggest one of all - My cheap bass is better than your expensive bass.
     
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  4. mellowinman

    mellowinman Free Man

    Oct 19, 2011
    Minneapolis
    My vote is for "I am Morally Superior to All of You."
     
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  5. Lobster11

    Lobster11 Supporting Member Supporting Member

    Apr 22, 2006
    Williamsburg, VA
    Some others that occur to me offhand:
    -- The benefits/evils of mixing cabs
    -- Why learning theory is crucial/useless
    -- What key is Sweet Home Alabama in?
     
  6. Scottgun

    Scottgun

    Jan 24, 2004
    South Carolina
    Spoons vs. Forks
     
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  7. Coolhandjjl

    Coolhandjjl Supporting Member

    Oct 13, 2010
    Appleton
    Which 15 to go with my 410


    Vintage PIO tone caps vs stock tone cap
     
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  8. jackn1202

    jackn1202

    Feb 14, 2018
    Austin, TX
    Squier vs. MIM Fender?
     
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  9. Michedelic

    Michedelic MId-Century Modern

    All of the above. Don’t forget tubes vs. transistor.
     
  10. +1 On the mixing cabs argument.
    Probably only surpassed by... Which replacement speakers will make my cab sound better" (than what the guys with the engineering degrees and experience could come up with).

    I also notice that a lot of posts that involve something gone terribly wrong are by new members who signed up that day to get help with their problem. If only they would have asked first.
     
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  11. Michedelic

    Michedelic MId-Century Modern

    Leo getting it right the first time vs. the latest innovation.
    4 vs. 5(or 6, etc.)
    Jaco.
     
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  12. mmon77

    mmon77 Supporting Member

    Jul 9, 2008
    Southern MN
    Lined vs Unlined Fretless
     
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  13. bluesblaster

    bluesblaster

    Jan 2, 2008
    I'm going with dog food
     
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  14. saabfender

    saabfender Banned

    Jan 10, 2018
    Indianapolis
    “Jaco only needed four” versus any thoughtful consideration of the matter.

    Edit: Whether bass guitar notes lower than B are musically useful.
     
    Last edited: Nov 29, 2018
  15. How did I miss that one! Had to add it.

    Also added; Fretted vs Fretless!
     
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  16. HomerJSimpsson

    HomerJSimpsson

    Mar 28, 2017
    Sweden
    This is the forum for learning 'thumbing' right ?
     
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  17. Michedelic

    Michedelic MId-Century Modern

    Oh yeah....cargo shorts.
     
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  18. Since no one has mentioned it, I'd like to ask if I need a compressor...
     
  19. Shorts

    Hats

    Music Stand

    Wearing your own shirt at a gig

    Some of my favorites :thumbsup:
     
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  20. Vanceman

    Vanceman

    Feb 14, 2007
    So. Cal.
    Sporks vs. Fpoons
     

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