which is cooler?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by AltIII, Apr 17, 2003.

  1. 10 basses of your choice

    68 vote(s)
  2. 100 ninjas (human or robotic)

    15 vote(s)
  3. 50 bass playing ninjas

    20 vote(s)
  4. a donkey, a keg, and a beer bong

    31 vote(s)
  1. AltIII


    Sep 3, 2002
    let's settle it now! Choose wisely for fate holds you by the naughty parts and dangles you like a cat toy.
  2. Brendan


    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    10 basses. Why? Because Ninjas don't, have not, and will not exist. They are an urban legend, perpetuated by those that don't know better, like spoons, the Ford Motor Company, and President.

    Have you ever SEEN a ninja? Didn't think so. Sure, you've read about them and seen them on TV, but you've also seen the Creature from the Black Lagoon, Dracula the vampire, Frankenstien, and the President. All works of fiction.

    I mean, look around you, can you show me a Ford? No? Didn't think so. Same with a spoon. Sure, you might THINK you've seen, or maybe even owned a spoon, but it's just not true. Same with Ninjas.

    Sorry to burst your bubble, man.

  3. Being a certified Ninja myself, I'd have to agree with Brendan. Ninja's don't exist.

    I'd take 10 basses:

    -Essex Fretless P
    -Warwick Fortress One
    -G&L L-1000
    -Peavey Cirrus (bubinga)
    -Danelectro DC bass
    -Fender American Fretless J w/ Flatwounds
    -Custom Sadowsky w/ Double P pups.
    -Schecter Hellcat
    -Modulus Vintage J
    -Ibanez ATK

    Ahh, that felt good. Excuse me while I go make some tomato soup.
  4. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001

    Have you tried tomato soup with cilantro, lime, and hot sauce? You need a Mexican style hot sauce like cholula for it to be really good.
  5. Danny R.

    Danny R. Supporting Member

  6. Brendan


    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Well, I can show you a picture of the Wolfman...doesn't make it real, now does it? I'm talking about seeing in person.
  7. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Deptford, NJ
    YOU FORGOT I WAS A NINJA M**********

    ...sorry....some old skool sifl n ollie

    am i the only one thats knows about them?

  8. Yogi Bear

    Yogi Bear Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2000
    What about Santa Claus or Estelle Getty... Do they exist?????
  9. Brendan


    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Yes. We're not sure: research is being done on Ms. Getty's possible existance.
  10. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    I picked the basses because the ninjas may or may not be at my disposal. They might freak out and kill me. If the ninjas did my bidding, I'd be all about the ninjas. But yeah... basses.
  11. moley


    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK
    It's gotta be the basses. What good are the others?

    I've no idea what ten basses though.
  12. A Donkey and a keg? How can y ou *not* choose that?

    And after a little coaxing, a drunk donkey can be achieved. If life gets any better then that, then call me Sally
  13. Nick Gann

    Nick Gann Talkbass' Tubist in Residence

    Mar 24, 2002
    Silver Spring, MD
    Basses. Duh.

    1) Sadowsky Vintage 4 Jazz
    2) Sadowsky Vintage 4 Jazz Fretless
    3) Schecter Stiletto Studio 6
    4) Mark Hoppus Signature in Seafoam Green
    5) Carvin LB76 Claro Walnut Series
    6) Peavey Cirrus 4 Tiger Eye
    7) Tacoma Thinderchief
    8) Warmoth Gecko 5 with flame koa body, wenge neck
    9) Custom Conklin Sidewinder 7 (just for the heck of it)
    10) Wishnevsky Peanut Bass
  14. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    The heck with all that stuff. I want talent.

  15. I've tried it with hot sauce, no cilantro or lime though. I love spicy food. Give me some Lamb Vindaloo and I'm in heaven. Mmmmmmmm
  16. "Jaco only needed one bass"

    :p :rolleyes:
  17. Then he smashed it. :meh:
  18. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA

    Then threw it into the lake.

    BTW: I'd like some of that talent if people are passing it out.