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Which of the follwing could you live with in a potential significant other ?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by MAJOR METAL, Feb 28, 2008.


Which of the follwing could you live with in a potential significant other ?

This poll will close on Mar 16, 2035 at 2:54 PM.
  1. Body Oder

    3 vote(s)
    4.6%
  2. Schizophrenia

    5 vote(s)
    7.7%
  3. Extra Toes

    47 vote(s)
    72.3%
  4. No Carrot Cake for you !

    10 vote(s)
    15.4%
  1. MAJOR METAL

    MAJOR METAL The Beagle Father Supporting Member

    Which of the follwing could you live with in a potential significant other ?

    1. Body Oder
    2. Schizophrenia
    3. Extra Toes
     
  2. SnoMan

    SnoMan Words Words Words

    Jan 27, 2001
    Charleston, WV
    Extra Toes!

    I'm not into feet, so she can just keep em covered up all the time.
     
  3. I'd take #3 all day long. Socks can cure that problem easily, or you can have the extras removed. You can't do that with the others.
     
  4. There are an awful lot of women out there. I think I can find one without any of the above.

    Though even thats proving difficult, since I've noticed a recurring pattern of insanity amongst our female counterparts.
     
  5. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive

    Jul 1, 2006
    San Diego, CA
    I'd vote for:

    d) unwaxable monobrow.
     
  6. Extra toes.

    I'm sure we could use them somehow.
     
  7. Is this yet another personal connundrum Major?

    "Um, I'll take 'none of the above' for 500 Alex"
     
  8. Body order, easiest to solve. Teach her to shower and proper hygiene.

    lowsound
     
  9. dave64o

    dave64o Talkbass Top 10 all time lowest talent/gear ratio! Gold Supporting Member

    Jun 15, 2000
    Southern NJ
    C'mon, out of those choices the clear winner is toes. A woman with body odor will be physically repulsive (assuming better hygeine can't solve the problem). A woman with schizophrenia would be even more mentally and emotionally demanding/draining than any so called "normal" female.

    Take the woman with the extra toes, keep her feet out of view if they bother you, and enjoy life!
     
  10. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Extra toes, because schizophrenia is such a drag (despite the potential for crazy monkey sex) and if her body odor is worse than mine I'd feel inadequate.
     
  11. If she had and extra boobie............:confused:..............what was the 3 problems again?? :eyebrow:
     
  12. Wow.

    Mike
     
  13. HollowBassman

    HollowBassman

    Jun 24, 2007
    Hancock, MD
    I was gonna vote, but then I saw that this poll has a time limit. I don't like being rushed!
     
  14. Chriss62

    Chriss62

    Jul 24, 2000
    Austin, Texas
    Oder?

    Whats Oder?:smug:
     
  15. Chriss62

    Chriss62

    Jul 24, 2000
    Austin, Texas
    I know a dog with an extra toe on each hind leg. She's adoreable.
     
  16. I was going to vote, but "Engine from a DC-10 freakishly growing from her left shoulder" wasn't an option.

    Mike
     
  17. HollowBassman

    HollowBassman

    Jun 24, 2007
    Hancock, MD
    Blimp a little slow, huh?
     
  18. msquared

    msquared

    Sep 19, 2004
    Kansas City
    You know, that river in Europe which runs from the Czech Republic to the Baltic Sea?
     
  19. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    if her kitty or ass stunk, forgetaboutit... no go.
     
  20. kobass

    kobass Supporting Member

    Nov 3, 2003
    Outside Boston

    That's sig-worthy stuff right there! :cool:
     

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