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Which Star Trek character would you be?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by soulgeezer, Aug 15, 2007.


  1. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Banned

    Jan 29, 2007
    Northern New Jersey
    Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
    I'd like to think I'd be Captain Kirk; others would accuse me of trying to be Mr. Spock; but, I'm pretty sure I'd end up being Expendable Security Guy in Red Shirt #2.

    How about you?
     
  2. IconBasser

    IconBasser Scuba Viking Supporting Member

    Feb 28, 2007
    Alta Loma, California
    7 of nine.

    I am Borg.
     
  3. Jared Lash

    Jared Lash Born under punches Supporting Member

    Aug 21, 2006
    Northern California
    Sulu.

    Just to know the joy of dispelling the long held stereotype that Asians can't drive. . .
     
  4. An online questionnaire told me I would be Spock. Can't argue with that. I'd probably be either Spock or Scotty. I think in terms of The Next Generation I would be Geordie.
     
  5. Poop-Loops

    Poop-Loops Banned

    Mar 3, 2006
    Auburn, Washington
    Definately another red shirt.
     
  6. You must mean Ensign Ricky:

    insp_expendability.
     
  7. hbarcat

    hbarcat Supporting Member

    Aug 24, 2006
    Rochelle, Illinois
    I'd prefer to be Chekov in classic Star Trek and Riker in NextGen Star Trek. But I guess any character will do; I'm not picky.

    Except for Wesley. F*** him.
     
  8. To answer the original question, If the choices are limited to TOS, I'd be Kirk, since he was always the one who got it on with the space bimbos.

    TNG, I'd say Data, just because I want to post this:

    01aerror.
     
  9. Joey3313

    Joey3313

    Nov 28, 2003
    Riker, cuz he had a sweet beard and got to bang that Diana chick.
     
  10. I'd totally be Worf.

    Because I'm pretty nice under my total badass exterior.

    Either him or the annoying bartender from DS9.
     
  11. Jared Lash

    Jared Lash Born under punches Supporting Member

    Aug 21, 2006
    Northern California
    He grew the beard when he got fat. That's the manly way to do things though. Easier to cover up a double chin with facial hair then to lose it through exercise. Besides, a little gut never stopped Kirk from engaging in a little "interspecies erotica".

    I never found Troy that hot. I might be in the minority, but I always had more naughty thoughts about Dr. Crusher. Futuristic MILF.
     
  12. hbarcat

    hbarcat Supporting Member

    Aug 24, 2006
    Rochelle, Illinois



    +1 to that


    But you'd need to jettison Wesley out of an airlock first, before you went to get it on with her. Otherwise he'd be constantly barging into her quarters, going, "Mom, have you seen that science experiment I was working on? I think I may have left it in here." or, "Mom, I just accidentally hit worf in the nutz with a broom handle and now he wants to tear my arms off and shove them down my throat. Can I hide here in your room for awhile?"


    Pain in the butt, whining, little snotbag Wesley. :mad:
     
  13. kserg

    kserg

    Feb 20, 2004
    London, UK
    Guess...
     
  14. antiseptic

    antiseptic **antisepticised**

    Jul 18, 2006
    la la land
    not limited within starship/starfleet, right?

    Q.
     
  15. I always related to the Voyager crew... they REALLY had some great adventures in the Delta Quadrant. Being Tom Paris would have meant having B'lana as a G/F then a wife, and Harry Kim as a best friend... I could sure think of a worse life than that.. not to mention flying Voyager as the ships's Navigator.
     
  16. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Banned

    Jan 29, 2007
    Northern New Jersey
    Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
    Any series/movie, any character.
     
  17. tplyons

    tplyons

    Apr 6, 2003
    Madison, NJ
    Probably Odo. Being a changeling would be cool.
     
  18. Bard2dbone

    Bard2dbone

    Aug 4, 2002
    Arlington TX
    I always thought Data was hip. Plus he got to do Denise Crosby before she got red-shirted.

    Worf as a next choice.

    On the original series I would have been Scotty.
     
  19. Vorago

    Vorago (((o)))

    Jul 17, 2003
    Antwerp, Belgium
    Worf!

    Q would be cool as well!
     
  20. invisiman

    invisiman

    Feb 22, 2004
    Data.
     

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