Who Did Aria Giovanni Marry?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by ApeIsHigh81, Jan 28, 2005.

  1. ApeIsHigh81


    Aug 24, 2004
    A pal just told me Aria Giovanni recently got married to someone in the rock world... my pal heard this from his pal and that pal said the guy was a part of Marilyn Manson's band...

    anyone know who? You never know, maybe they'll perform together on film like Evan Seinfeld and Tera.
  2. Squidfinger

    Squidfinger I wish I could sing like Rick Danko.

    Jan 7, 2004
    Shreveport LA
  3. Jaye


    Jan 30, 2004
    Portland, OR
    I believe she was dating John 5 so it was probably him if she did in fact get hitched.
  4. ApeIsHigh81


    Aug 24, 2004
    Thanks, you got it.

    This[​IMG] should not go with this[​IMG]. But whatever, I don't know him so I can't judge him.
  5. Damn ,I've really got to get me one of those multi-platnium rock bands!!!!!! See what I'm missing out on :D
  6. I really don't get it. These people look too weird to get married.

    Dave Navaro = Carmen Electra?
    John 5 = Ari Giovani?

    It's not fair damnit. :bawl:
  7. Eyescream


    Feb 4, 2004
    Knoxville, TN
    Some months back there was a pretty interesting article/interview with Aria in a british magazine called Bizarre. Apparently she's got a college degree in microbiology.

    Smart chicks are hotter, somehow.
  8. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    *puts mascara on*
    *gets tattoos*
    *gets metrosexual body frame/haircut*

    Hellloooooooooooooooooooooo ladies.

    Meh, my girlfriend wouldn't allow me to marry other ladies.
  9. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    You forgot to practice 8 hours a day.
  10. temp5897

    temp5897 Guest

    I'm not sure why anyone would want someone like her anyway. :confused:
  11. Eyescream


    Feb 4, 2004
    Knoxville, TN

    Because thus far I've not found a nurturing mommy-type for the kids I don't and never will have. Guess I'll just settle for the hot slut instead.
  12. JohnnyA


    Aug 21, 2004
    I think he's wearing more eyeliner than mascara. Please, don't ask why I know that. ;)

    And I have all those things, except the tattoos, and it doesn't seem to help me out with the ladies too much. Maybe I need to look into a bAdA$$ TaT.

  13. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
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  14. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

  15. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan

    Uh... Cause she's hot?
  16. Scottie Johnson

    Scottie Johnson

    Sep 8, 2004
    I would! She is very sexy. Plus, she is just a nude model, she doesn't do hardcore porn. She is basically a glorified stripper. So it's not like she has been f@#*@# by a bunch of guys on film.
  17. Lyle Caldwell

    Lyle Caldwell

    Sep 7, 2004
    Um, well...
    Let's just say that you're damn wrong, Scottie.
  18. keb


    Mar 30, 2004
    Yeah, it's John 5. I have his album by the way. The heavier Manson-esque tunes aren't quite my bag but when he starts cranking out some Telecaster country twang it's cool stuff.
  19. Eyescream


    Feb 4, 2004
    Knoxville, TN
    Lyle's right.

    The upside is that we know that she knows what she's doing!
  20. Brendan


    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX