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who is the fakest?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by chump stain, Dec 9, 2001.


  1. here's a quesion;
    who is the biggest over actor you've seen?
    I say sam rivers, especialy when he tilts his head and has that blank stare like he's a psyco. come on that looks so fake.
    or how about staind's guitarist. that dude looks like he's going into convulsions, and destroying the world with a power chord.

    or how about this, who is the least animate you've seen?
    I mean someone who is playing a totally emotional song, and is just standing there.

    just curious to see what you guys think :D
     
  2. A) pete townshend

    B) john entwhistle

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  3. frankencow150

    frankencow150 Guest

    Oct 17, 2001
    i got with stainds guitarists.that swaying back and forth freaks me out.
     
  4. John Davis

    John Davis Guest

    Mar 27, 2001
    Houston, Texas
    Most fake: That one drummer from Slipknot, the clown one..

    Least animate: The singer from Static-X
     
  5. Jeff Moote

    Jeff Moote Supporting Member

    Oct 11, 2001
    Beamsville, ON, Canada
    YOU NAILED IT!!!!


    haha, entehistle with his leather jacet not moving a whole show... hahaha

    then you've got townshend windmilling and jumping around...
     
  6. A) Any slappers/poppers

    B) Duck Dunn. He's funny to watch though. This amazing bassplayer who when playing seems more interested in smoking his pipe then playing :D
     
  7. You're just having way too much fun with that photoshop of yours, eh?;) I bet it cost a lot too.:p

    geez, i'm horrible with photoshop. I grew up on MSpaint, you gotta teach me some tricks.
     
  8. lemonadeisgood

    lemonadeisgood

    Aug 22, 2001
    Canada
    Definatly the clown guy from Slipknot. Man he pisses me off.

    Sam Rivers has one of the best stage presences without being stupid. Thats one thing I like about him.

    Mike from Staind is... well... I dont know. Wouldnt his back and neck hurt after doing that for so long?
     
  9. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
  10. OK, I just saw the goo goo dolls perform live on VH1. is their bass dude a geek or what? have you seen this guy? he's jumping around like a mad man playin root with a pick. running from one end of the stage to another to the tune of tom petty's "american girl". now come on, is the song that exciting?
    just thought it was a little over the top.
     
  11. ldiezman

    ldiezman

    Jul 11, 2001
    Nashville
    yeah i will have to say the bass player from the goo goo dolls is overly animated... He acts like what he is playing is so emotional.... maybe for him it is... but he plays the simplist bass lines... simple isn't bad but he does that all the time... oh well though.. he is famous.. I am not... he makes more money than I do... so he must be doing something right
     
  12. Intrepid

    Intrepid

    Oct 15, 2001
    He got with a person that could write mainstream music, thats what he did right. Anyways both the guitarist and bass player from Staind look so fake....they do it every show...its like they sit at home and look at the mirror and go, "Hey this looks pretty cool, I'm gonna do this on stage."
     
  13. I say jim morrison for biggest over actor

    And for the opposite end of the spectrum I would say everyone else in the doors.
     
  14. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    _I'M_ the fakest. i'm really a 14 year old argentinian girl with 3 nipples.

    had you all going for a while too. :D
     
  15. You can make alot a money as a fortune teller, I heard that third nipple is great for seeing the future;)
     
  16. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    hey isn't that from a tool song? "prying open my third nipple."
     
  17. Joe Nerve

    Joe Nerve Supporting Member

    Oct 7, 2000
    New York City
    Endorsing artist: Musicman basses, Hipshot products
    Sorry guys but Bill Wyman beats out John Entwistle hands down. At least you can see Entwistle's fingers moving.

    As fer overacting the Creed guy's got a lot goin for himself....
     
  18. Good god man, MALLRATS it's one of the greatest movies of all times. they go to see the fortune teller who is the best in the business because she has a magic third nipple.
     
  19. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

    Got any pictures?:D
     
  20. ... you just CANNOT beat 80S HEAVY METAL!!!!!

    The posing on photos like "we are so gonna kick your little sorry..."

    The posing on stage pointing the guitar or bass toward you or tilting the head backwards to a 180º angle and making a face as if they are getting hit hard "down there" (you know what I mean)

    The Scorpions guitarists going left and right with the guitars...

    Poison... everything they did was SO corny... funnier than Spinal Tap.

    Rudy Sarzo was very good at overacting.

    Man... on overacting the winners by a landslide!