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Who is the smartest guy on TalkBass?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Axtman, Dec 17, 2020.


  1. Axtman

    14 vote(s)
    8.0%
  2. Axtman

    5 vote(s)
    2.8%
  3. Axtman

    11 vote(s)
    6.3%
  4. Axtman

    16 vote(s)
    9.1%
  5. Axtman

    7 vote(s)
    4.0%
  6. Not Axtman

    123 vote(s)
    69.9%
  1. Manticore

    Manticore

    Feb 27, 2016
    SoCal
    Awesome, simply brilliant!:roflmao:
     
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  2. lizardking837

    lizardking837

    Jan 28, 2009
    No option for carrots....this poll is illegitimate....

    Stil voted for Axtman.
     
    Mr_Moo likes this.
  3. I demand a recount.
     
  4. Axtman

    Axtman Supporting Member

    Mar 3, 2008
    Seattle, WA
     
    Mr_Moo, 12BitSlab and red_rhino like this.
  5. micguy

    micguy

    May 17, 2011
    We don't know who the smartest is, but we now know who as the biggest ego. ;-)
     
    instrumentalist likes this.
  6. basslayer

    basslayer

    Jan 3, 2008
    Beaverton, OR
    Is this like who's the toughest guy in Letterkenny, but instead of being resolved by a fistfight, it ends in a mathalon?
     
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  7. DWBass

    DWBass The Funkfather

    Ahem!
     
    Mr_Moo, JRA and Chad Michael like this.
  8. SLPimp

    SLPimp An Injury to One is an Injury to All Supporting Member

    Sep 27, 2020
    Santa Fe, New Mexico
    If we base it on useless degrees...
     
  9. Krizz

    Krizz

    May 26, 2018
    Columbus, OH
    If the middle Axtman vote is the average intelligence Axtman, I’m not smart enough to figure out if the the first two Axtman votes or the last two Axtman votes are the top or bottom of the intelligence scale IMG_0526.GIF
     
    Mr_Moo, MattZilla and farmertom like this.
  10. zie

    zie Supporting Member

    Sep 12, 2014
    Tulsa, Oklahoma
    I think the question is: who is the best bass player on talkbass?
     
  11. 2F/2F

    2F/2F

    May 26, 2009
    Los Angeles, CA
    The guy who the ad checks are made out to.
     
    Mr_Moo, DTRN, mikewalker and 3 others like this.
  12. Ric5

    Ric5 Supporting Member

    Jan 29, 2008
    Colorado
    I disclose nothing
  13. Drang22

    Drang22

    Nov 16, 2017
    Denver, Colorado
    I'd like to know what Axtwoman thinks of these poll results.
     
    Mr_Moo, mikewalker, farmertom and 3 others like this.
  14. red_rhino

    red_rhino Artful Dodger Gold Supporting Member

    Don't concede.
     
    Mr_Moo and punchdrunk like this.
  15. FrenchBassQC

    FrenchBassQC Supporting Member

    Jul 13, 2011
    Gatineau QC CA
    I've seen no carrot option in the poll, that's great because my favorite vegetable is BACON...
     
    Mr_Moo, mikewalker and Alik like this.
  16. AudioTaper

    AudioTaper Supporting Member

    Sep 23, 2018
    Funny, you tried 5 times and misspelled Davie504's name every single time.

    Disagree? Look at it this way, the dude made tens of thousands of dollars in ad revenue making a video of himself cooking pasta and playing bass for literally 12 seconds. Big-brain move.
     
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  17. TheReceder

    TheReceder

    Jul 12, 2010
    Mn.
    I was ignorant enough to see who was winning the poll. persona;;y IO always thought that the things axtman#1 said were far superior to Axtman #3
     
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  18. JohnnyBottom

    JohnnyBottom Supporting Member

    Nov 27, 2002
    New Jersey
    no politics, but Ive gotten a lot of mileage out of this quote this year.
     
    Mr_Moo, mikewalker, Krizz and 2 others like this.
  19. AudioTaper

    AudioTaper Supporting Member

    Sep 23, 2018
    An ex-coworker used to brag about being on the 'top of the bell curve'. Umm... you obviously dont know anything about bell curves.
    But I guess it beats being on the left side.
     
    Mr_Moo, DTRN, MattZilla and 5 others like this.
  20. Killing Floor

    Killing Floor Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2020
    Austin, TX
    I voted for the 4th one. Do y'all think the 3rd one is really better or just predictable loss aversion choosing the one in the middle?
     
    mikewalker likes this.
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