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Who is the smartest guy on TalkBass?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Axtman, Dec 17, 2020.

  1. Axtman

    14 vote(s)
  2. Axtman

    5 vote(s)
  3. Axtman

    11 vote(s)
  4. Axtman

    16 vote(s)
  5. Axtman

    7 vote(s)
  6. Not Axtman

    123 vote(s)
  1. TuneIn


    Feb 15, 2010
    is avocado stem butt an option?
    MattZilla likes this.
  2. Mr Cheese

    Mr Cheese

    Nov 8, 2019
    New York, USA
    All I got is a Yamaha and a Fender Rumble.
    Mr_Moo and Pdaddy1978 like this.
  3. I would never say I am the smartest person on TB.

    I would never insinuate that I am the smartest person on TB.

    And, I would never leave hints all over a great lawn, like an Easter Egg hunt, suggesting that I am the smartest person on TB.

    I will say this: I had an IQ test just last week, and while I can't remember the exact number...

    I do remember it had a comma in it! :woot:
    Go meditate on that, you, Mensa members! :roflmao:

  4. noeinstein

    noeinstein Supporting Member

    Sep 3, 2004
    Northern California
    not me, wait, can we vote more than once?
  5. Thumpin6string

    Thumpin6string Supporting Member

    Apr 25, 2013
    Shoals Indiana
  6. Me, for the simple reason I know I'm NOT the smartest person 'round here.
  7. Who's axtman?
    Ricky Rioli, George Dennis and cnltb like this.
  8. cnltb


    May 28, 2005
    We live during interesting times.
  9. Thanks for the good laugh this morning! :D
    Axtman likes this.
  10. AxtoOx


    Nov 12, 2005
    Duncan, Okla.
    You mean, beside me rigt?
    I mean write?
    Axtman and thisonegoestoeleven like this.
  11. Volker Kirstein

    Volker Kirstein Blippy the Wonder Slug Supporting Member

    Moi, bien sûr.
    Michael Jewels, Winslow and Oddly like this.
  12. Oddly


    Jan 17, 2014
    Dublin, Ireland.
    Unless you're actually French, doesn't speaking it imply a high level of pretentiousness, rather than intelligence?

  13. Volker Kirstein

    Volker Kirstein Blippy the Wonder Slug Supporting Member

    Kinda sorta. I had to live a year in Gatineau, Quebec, so of neccessity had to use rudimentary Quebecois/French. Because of French Canadian snootery.

    Je ne parle pas parapluie. (I don't speak umbrella)

    But yeah, pretentious snootery was the tone I was going for. :thumbsup:
  14. About that ... would Gary Larson get too upset if this read "Talk Bass listerv for the gifted"?
    Winslow likes this.
  15. Yeah, the ot
    Does that result include the Swing Threads?
    thisonegoestoeleven and Vinny_G like this.
  16. I've heard he's a guy who sells carrots.
  17. neo 7

    neo 7 The bass player doesn't get a sandwich

    Aug 22, 2011
    Erie, PA
    Being the smartest guy on TB ain't exactly bragging
  18. ficelles


    Feb 28, 2010
    Devon, England
    Well I'm an alien superbeing from Tau Ceti with an IQ of 3612, but still it's probably not me...
    red_rhino and Vinny_G like this.
  19. RichardW


    Feb 25, 2016
    near Philly
    “You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects.” -- Will Rogers
  20. 39-Bassist


    Jul 7, 2010
    Endorsing Artist for: Brace Audio; Duncan Pickups; Line6, Hipshot, GHS Strings, Somnium Guitars
    The smartest guy on TB actually is the guy who joined the forum and just reads all of the information then, smiles, laughs, cries, smirks, shakes his head, does the aflac duck and doesn't reply to anything.
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