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Who is the smartest guy on TalkBass?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Axtman, Dec 17, 2020.


  1. Axtman

    14 vote(s)
    8.0%
  2. Axtman

    5 vote(s)
    2.9%
  3. Axtman

    11 vote(s)
    6.3%
  4. Axtman

    16 vote(s)
    9.1%
  5. Axtman

    7 vote(s)
    4.0%
  6. Not Axtman

    122 vote(s)
    69.7%
  1. coyote1

    coyote1

    Mar 23, 2012
    The smartest guy would be smart enough to not claim to be the smartest guy.

    You would certainly never see me claiming to be the smartest guy.
     
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  2. BassJuju

    BassJuju

    Jul 9, 2016
    Kentucky
    Isn’t that like being valedictorian of summer school?
    :D:thumbsup::D:roflmao::smug:
     
  3. Standalone

    Standalone

    Jan 17, 2005
    New Haven
    Was it a European IQ test?
     
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  4. Raoul_Duke

    Raoul_Duke Supporting Member

    Jun 13, 2010
    Michigan
    It’s a forum for bass players. The bar is set pretty low to begin with, sooo...
     
  5. FirewalZ

    FirewalZ

    Aug 14, 2014
    S.E. Michigan
    "smartest" is an ambiguous term.....can you define "smartest" as specifically as you can, than we can more accurately measure folks against that criteria:)
     
  6. mindwell

    mindwell

    Aug 17, 2006
    Wichita, KS
    The first rule of "smartest guy" is that whoever self-nominates as smartest guy is not the smartest guy.
     
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  7. Robscott

    Robscott

    Mar 20, 2017
    Tonbridge UK
    Well that one's a two horse race, it's either Axtman or someone else............
     
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  8. Zooberwerx

    Zooberwerx Gold Supporting Member

    Dec 21, 2002
    Virginia Beach, VA
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  9. bassdude51

    bassdude51 "You never even called me by my name." Supporting Member

    Nov 1, 2008
    Central Ohio
    Who is axtman? (With all due respect.) Honestly! I've been with TB for 12 years and I've never seen or read any of his threads or posts.

    Smartest person on TalkBass? Be more specific. Double Bass? Electric bass guitar? Music theory? Luthier? Electronics? Smart arse remarks?

    There is no smartest person on TalkBass. Everything is relative.

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  10. ficelles

    ficelles

    Feb 28, 2010
    Devon, England
    Hey I'm a Mensa member, are you being Mensaist? We are so misunderstood...
     
  11. bluesblaster

    bluesblaster

    Jan 2, 2008
    he cant be the smartest if we dont vote for him ;):D
     
  12. dalkowski

    dalkowski Supporting Member

    May 20, 2009
    Massachusetts USofA
    The smartest person on TB is probably practicing right now.

     
    Last edited: Dec 18, 2020
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  13. matti777

    matti777 Supporting Member

    Dec 13, 2007
    Edmonton, Canada
    I'm frequently told that I am really bright.:confused:
     
    Last edited: Dec 18, 2020
  14. Auspuff

    Auspuff Supporting Member

    You, for being brave enough to ask that question.
     
  15. lowphatbass

    lowphatbass **** Supporting Member

    Feb 25, 2005
    west coast
    It seems like folks who consider themselves the smartest here on TB usually end up in “time out”.
     
  16. Not sure but I am sure it isn’t me.
     
  17. neddyrow

    neddyrow Captain of Team Orange Jacket Supporting Member

    Apr 21, 2011
    Cortland, NY
    Not me.

    But, I will say. I've gotten some pretty sage advice here from too many users to mention.

    TB is a great resource for real.
     
  18. chaosMK

    chaosMK

    May 26, 2005
    Albuquerque, NM
    Too much hip thrust
    It's probably not the guy with 10+ P basses
     
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  19. AboutSweetSue

    AboutSweetSue

    Sep 29, 2018
    I kuld pewt the sapes inn two the korekt holl buy aje nin. Just sayen.
     
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  20. micguy

    micguy

    May 17, 2011
    People who never make waves are not those that move things ahead in this world.
     
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