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Who is the smartest guy on TalkBass?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Axtman, Dec 17, 2020.


  1. Axtman

    14 vote(s)
    8.0%
  2. Axtman

    5 vote(s)
    2.9%
  3. Axtman

    11 vote(s)
    6.3%
  4. Axtman

    16 vote(s)
    9.1%
  5. Axtman

    7 vote(s)
    4.0%
  6. Not Axtman

    122 vote(s)
    69.7%
  1. the harp unstrung

    the harp unstrung Humankind: be both. Gold Supporting Member

    Nov 2, 2014
    On The Bus
    N.A.

    ...a mere puppeteer?!
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    (courtesy of the Center For Puppetry Arts, Atlanta)


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    (courtesy of one of Banksey’s friends?)
     
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  2. hbarcat

    hbarcat Supporting Member

    Aug 24, 2006
    Rochelle, Illinois
    "Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates?

    Morons!"


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  3. Why does Albert have a Billy Connelly puppet? And how did he know what the future Mr Connelly would look like?
     
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  4. Is that an opinion you figured out, or did you just know?
     
  5. Oh that's easy. Nicely pressed suit, starched shirt and collar, spats, trilby, perfectly furled umbrella, neatly trimmed Van Dyke...

    EDIT Can you believe I forgot to mention the tie?!? Or should that be a cravat?
     
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  6. QORC

    QORC

    Aug 22, 2003
    Elberon, New Jersey
    not you
     
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  7. Waist of bandwidth....oh wait...
     
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  8. ficelles

    ficelles

    Feb 28, 2010
    Devon, England
    It's a quantum superposition opinion, I both figured it out and instinctively knew it at the same time and those two states equal the state of knowing.
     
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  9. gebass6

    gebass6 We're not all trying to play the same music. Supporting Member

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  10. Ah yes, it's only a wrong note if the wave function collapses :headphone::whistle::whistle::woot:
     
  11. You got that right. I'm a total slob.
     
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