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...Who just came to my door?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mike Money, Aug 2, 2007.

  1. Mike Money

    Mike Money In Memoriam

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    So, some guy with a southern accent and a suit obviously from Sears just came to my door.

    I wasn't listening to him at all.

    I figured he was selling something... so as I was shutting my door, I heard him call me a "Fag Enabler"

    I went outside and stared him down.... not another word. He left.

    So, like... was this guy like... one of those dudes from the "God Hates Fags" group?

    I'm gonna follow him down the street. with some paintballs.
  2. Dude, i think he just called you a Lighter?
  3. Masher88

    Masher88 Believe in absurdities and you commit atrocities

    May 7, 2005
    Cleveland, OH
    Whoa?!?! What's up with that? "fag enabler"?? Weird!!!! What was his agenda?
  4. Visirale


    Mar 23, 2003
    All I wanted you to do was to listen to me :(.
  5. The question my friend is not who but WHAT just came to your door.
  6. kserg


    Feb 20, 2004
    San Jose, CA
    Maybe you turned him on Mike... Always a possibility...
  7. :D

    I would have set my dog after him. He won't bite but he'll cause someone to POOOP themselves!!!
  8. RWP


    Jul 1, 2006
    :p Nothing like holding back a snarling dog by the his bloody spiked collar as you talk to these guys. :)
  9. Bard2dbone


    Aug 4, 2002
    Arlington TX
    One of my best friends had a guy knock on her door and expose himself before she opened the door to see who was there.

    He was probably planning to come charging in and do terrible stuff to her. But when she opened the door, her Doberman, Alexis (named after the main character on a nighttime soap opera, because she was a bitch) was with her. And the dogs' very large, toothy, already open maw just happened to be at about crotch biting level.

    The guy ran away.
  10. uber pwned.
  11. kserg


    Feb 20, 2004
    San Jose, CA
    Who needs more proof that dogs > cats

    What would your cat do if this happened? poop in the guy's shoes?

    I am glad your friend was ok. B2DQ...
  12. Nappa


    Dec 20, 2006
    Fargo,North Dakota
    Your cat would probably watch and laugh inside.
  13. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    That was me. Thanks a lot jerk. :mad:

    Just kidding. I would have shown up with beer at least. :D
  14. JNowiski


    Jan 16, 2006
    i got a friend whose in bakersfield on leave now...doesn't pertain to thread at all...just thought i'd say...um, something...yeah.ok. :meh:
  15. On purpose???
  16. Baryonyx

    Baryonyx Banned

    Jul 11, 2005
    Marathon Man
    Just should have beaten his bigoted body off your property! :ninja:
  17. Aaron Saunders

    Aaron Saunders

    Apr 27, 2002
    "Fag enabler."

    That's definitely a new one to me.
  18. Baryonyx

    Baryonyx Banned

    Jul 11, 2005
    Marathon Man
    First time I heard it was on a Theroux documentary!
  19. JNowiski


    Jan 16, 2006
    yeah, he's on leave. he's in the army and visiting family. :confused:
  20. "Fag enabler."

    What exactly does that mean?
    He thinks you turn people gay?

    Mike Money! The great fag enabler. :D
    Oh my,...did you hear what he did to Rob Halford! That's right, straight as an arrow before Mike Money put the juju on him.

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