Who wants to be my mentor?

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by freshmeat1989, Feb 26, 2004.

  1. Who would like to be my mentor, if anyone. Someone I could ask questions to (which I have alot of) and someone with a good sense of humor like The Ox.
  2. Bend on your knees you will. Give you the information I will not, but a spanking you will receive.
  3. im gonna ignore that, mostly cause i have no idea what it means. But I do like that spanking part, I'll take you up on that. :D
  4. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Is this a newbie adoption thread? i want one :)
  5. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    It takes a village to rause a child.

  6. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    I'll do it. But you're going to end up a bit sarcastic, if not downright cynical.
  7. Tim Cole

    Tim Cole

    Jun 12, 2002
    Findlay, Ohio
    I'll be yo daddy.
  8. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    If you're talking about bass playing - then all of Talkbass can be your "virtual" mentor - but what you really need is somebody there in front of you watching what you are doing, seeing what mistakes you are making, what good things you are doing and then commenting and providing advice - it can't really be done "online" though :meh:
  9. Nick man

    Nick man

    Apr 7, 2002
    Tampa Bay
    Ignore these chumps and Ox; you now belong to me.

    Dance for me slave! DANCE!

  10. *evil eye* Back off Nick !

    *Tiger Claw*
  11. Nick man, I pick you. As long as you're a gator fan, if not then DEATH TO YOU! (and leave Gainesville)
  12. Bayou_Brawler

    Bayou_Brawler The most hurtful thing ever realized

    Oct 23, 2003
    Ann Arbor, MI
    I'll be your mentor. The first thing I want you to do is go buy a book about risk managment, read it, and give me a full report on it.
  13. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    Guys, moderators get to pick first anyway... :p
  14. Freshmeat1989, I hope you're female! :eek: :D

    Mike (not interested, not interested!) :D
  15. Here's my Picture. I was featured in SI for being unbeleivably hot and the only bass-playing model. Sorry it didnt get my face, just my unbeleivably sexy body. :bawl:
  16. Nick man

    Nick man

    Apr 7, 2002
    Tampa Bay

    I win I win I win I win I win. :D

    For your first task, I order you to polish my basses. Get back to me when you are done. :smug:


    PS: Where are you located? You're the same age as my little bro BTW.
  17. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    Whoa, nick, are you easy on your disciples.
    Mine are only allowed to do that after a year. The first 6 month are learning how to worship, and then after 3 additional months of strenuous initiation rites they have to learn to hold an instrument (as a instrument stand, with straight arms). :D
  18. Maybe it is your brother ! *gasp*
  19. Oh JMX! You're such a sadist! :eek:

    That is sad. :p :D