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Who would win in a fight?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by xcental34x, Mar 17, 2006.


  1. xcental34x

    xcental34x

    Feb 28, 2003
    Memphrica, TN
    Chuck Norris
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    Or

    Jack Bauer?
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    Discusss....
     
  2. Bob Lee (QSC)

    Bob Lee (QSC) In case you missed it, I work for QSC Audio! Gold Supporting Member Commercial User

    Jul 3, 2001
    Costa Mesa, Calif.
    Technical Communications Developer, QSC Audio
    Godzilla would win. Hands down. Or claws down, whatever.
     
  3. Woodchuck

    Woodchuck

    Apr 21, 2000
    Atlanta / Macon (sigh)
    Gallien Krueger for the last 12 years!
    Da Bears! Or Ditka!
     
  4. xcental34x

    xcental34x

    Feb 28, 2003
    Memphrica, TN
    Stay focussed people: Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer.
     
  5. Chuck Norris wins no doubt about it. Haven't you heard those jokes? Those are so true. Don't tell me you havn't heard them... I could start another thread about them if you want...
     
  6. xcental34x

    xcental34x

    Feb 28, 2003
    Memphrica, TN
  7. canopener

    canopener

    Sep 15, 2003
    Isle of Lucy
    Mini Ditka: Infinity, Godzilla: Twenty-Tree
     
  8. BOWER BOWER BOWER BOWER
     
  9. Bob Lee (QSC)

    Bob Lee (QSC) In case you missed it, I work for QSC Audio! Gold Supporting Member Commercial User

    Jul 3, 2001
    Costa Mesa, Calif.
    Technical Communications Developer, QSC Audio
    I can see by the photo that Norris would have to be within a couple feet to inflict any harm on his opponent. Bauer, however, apparently has a range that could be much greater.
     
  10. Bauer is a fictional character. Chuck Norris is real. He wins by default.
     
  11. James Hart

    James Hart

    Feb 1, 2002
    toms_river.nj.us
    Endorsing Artist: see profile
    who is Jack Bauer? Doesn't look familar
     
  12. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    Go easy on him fella's. By choice, he doesn't have a TV. :D

    -Mike
     
  13. xcental34x

    xcental34x

    Feb 28, 2003
    Memphrica, TN
  14. James Hart

    James Hart

    Feb 1, 2002
    toms_river.nj.us
    Endorsing Artist: see profile

    Ahhh....couple of the women folk at the office rav about that show. In the shot you posted he kinda looked like the dude that knocked up Sara Connor in the first Terminator flick... but was positive I was wrong.
     
  15. This cat wins hands down:
    http://www.tvcatalunya.com/vicmackey/

    He simply RULES! He'd bust up both Norris and Bauer, even if he got set up by Shane and Army........

    I am still planning on naming one of my newer, more aggressive projects "MACKEY". Great name.
     
  16. xcental34x

    xcental34x

    Feb 28, 2003
    Memphrica, TN
    Just for the sake of fairness, I'm referring to Chuck Norris' character of Chuck Norris in the move "Sidekicks."
     
  17. Kiefer!
     
  18. d8g3jdh

    d8g3jdh Guest

    Aug 9, 2005
    jeez, you'd think someone who loves him so much would know how to spell bauer. :smug:

    ;)
     
  19. gwx014

    gwx014

    Dec 22, 2005
    Jack Bauer!!!!!
     
  20. xcental34x

    xcental34x

    Feb 28, 2003
    Memphrica, TN
    I'm officially turning this thread into a 24 discussion.

    Last week saw the deaths of Edgar, Lynn, and Tony. Who do you think is next?