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Who would win in a fight?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by xcental34x, Mar 17, 2006.

  1. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton My P doesn’t have flats or tort Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Philly Suburbs
    wasn't there one of these threads not too long ago?
  2. Bob Lee (QSC)

    Bob Lee (QSC) In case you missed it, I work for QSC Audio! Commercial User

    Jul 3, 2001
    Costa Mesa, Calif.
    Technical Communications Developer, QSC Audio
  3. xcental34x


    Feb 28, 2003
    Memphrica, TN
    There is no Geoff.

    Personally, I wish it was Kim. OMG. She's so annoying.
  4. BartmanPDX

    BartmanPDX Supporting Member

    AS much as I respect Norris, I gotta go with the guy holding a gun, for obvious reasons . . .
  5. BOWER!!!1
  6. Todd Weeks would kill'em both.
  7. burgerme


    Mar 3, 2006
    Glad you clarified that, 'cause even tho he's like a hundred and two, Chuck Norris would still kick Kiefer Sutherland's a$$ in real life...:ninja:

    What I wanna know is who'd win between these two...

    pa2. ce2.
  8. morf

    morf Banned

    Feb 17, 2006
    Bauer, hes got the gun.
  9. cheezewiz

    cheezewiz Supporting Member

    Mar 27, 2002

    Dunno..but I'd watch!
  10. C'mon guys, we all know where the REAL competition is.

    4 way death match!








    Keep in mind, Music tames the savage beast.
  11. Justin V

    Justin V

    Dec 27, 2000
    Alameda, CA
    Admittedly, Jaco would be the craziest one there. And I'm sure a burning guitar to the face can't feel good. But still, Bauer's got a gun.

    I vote Ash.

  12. xcental34x


    Feb 28, 2003
    Memphrica, TN
    Jack Bauer is the correct answer.

    Jack Bauer once lost his keys, and spent the next 30 minutes torturing himself to give up their location. That's hard!
  13. steve21

    steve21 Banned

    Actually, in Chuck Norris' autobiography there's a section where Chuck Norris demonstrates how in the time it takes a guy to take the gun out of its holster, Norris can reach them and kick them in the chest.

    No joke.

    I've read his autobiography.
  14. Chuck Norris. He has the beard of protection - stops bullets.
  15. Chuck will beat you all to death with, the severed head of Bauer!!! j/k He will rip Bauer's head off though.
  16. burgerme


    Mar 3, 2006
    I read in the same autobiography that even without a gun he can actually throw bullets at about 900 ft/second.
  17. I preferred Chuck Norris' portrayal of Chuck Norris in Dodgeball. There was more nuance to the performance.:D

    Oh, and Vanilla Ice would come in and waste both of them with his bulletproof hair and massive boots.:D

    Rock on
  18. Ahem! Tecumseh Sherman would kick all of these guys asses and then burn their remains, were he alive.........

  19. Jazzin'

    Jazzin' ...Bluesin' and Funkin'

    Jackie Chan
  20. My vote goes to the underdog.

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