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Whoever invented the cold should be mauled by wombats!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Bryan316, Mar 3, 2008.

  1. Bryan316

    Bryan316 Banned

    Dec 20, 2006
    WHY must I be sick again? I've already been sick this season! I'm sick of being sick!!! I've got bass to play, pedalboards to build, banners to airbrush, beer to chug, SCREW THIS WINTER!!!

    Speaking of winter, all the snow we had last week has completely melted away over the weekend and today, then it started raining all afternoon, and now it's turned back into fresh snowfall. This is the most bizarre winter ever. Last five years, we'd be lucky to get 8 total inches of snow. Now we get 3 inches of thick heavy snow every other weekend, but it melts away before the next heavy snow!

    I'm just gonna pop a whole bottle of Midol, go Massengil myself, and let my sandy complaining bother someone else. Talkbass, I hate you because you're healthy and I'm sick. That's the last time I make out with my bandmates' wives after a gig. Evil germy marriage cooties, got me sick again.
  2. Dude, your sick to, AWESOME!!! We should have a party.:hyper:
  3. Bryan316

    Bryan316 Banned

    Dec 20, 2006
    We're starting the Diseased Bassists Club!

    #1 Bryan316
    #2 username n/a
  4. bassaficionado6

    bassaficionado6 Something about gumption

    Jan 7, 2008
    Napa, CA
    Usually I'm sick all year round. But this year I've only been sick once!:hyper:

    Hope you guys fell better.
  5. bassaficionado6

    bassaficionado6 Something about gumption

    Jan 7, 2008
    Napa, CA


  6. Bryan316

    Bryan316 Banned

    Dec 20, 2006
    He can has a cheezburger!
  7. HollowBassman


    Jun 24, 2007
    Hancock, MD
    I'm just now getting over some sort of illness. It fought as hard as it could, but it didn't last long. I don't know what it was thinking, trying to take on a chiseled from stone, former EYC champ. That's just crazy! Needless to say, I showed no mercy. I ripped that cold to shreds, and then stomped the remains into the ground! Yeah, I might have been a little too rough on it, but I'm honestly still pissed about cheated out of my championship belt and I had to take it out on something!
  8. msquared


    Sep 19, 2004
    Kansas City
    Back in college I played in a band called Mortal Wombat.
  9. warwick.hoy


    Aug 20, 2006
    Spokane, WA.
    Beta Tester: Source Audio.
    it could be worse, you could be lactose intolerant!!!!
  10. Hawaii Islander

    Hawaii Islander Supporting Member

    Aug 11, 2007
    Rio Rico, AZ
    I've been fighting a nasty cold for the past few weeks. Everytime I start to feel better, it comes back to kick me in the chest just to let me know it's still there.

    You're not alone!
  11. go buy some XL-3

    i use that when i get sick and im back on my feet in a couple o days
  12. NKUSigEp


    Jun 6, 2006
    Bright, IN
    What's that? Google just turns up stuff on Sony Vaio junk. Or is that the joke? :D
  13. Baryonyx

    Baryonyx Banned

    Jul 11, 2005
    Marathon Man
    Yeah, that would blow like the wind.
  15. Get you a cage full o' wombats and snuggle in with 'em. They ought to be pretty warm.
  16. Mark Wilson

    Mark Wilson Supporting Member

    Jan 12, 2005
    Toronto, Ontario
    Endorsing Artist: Elixir® Strings
    Just drink whiskey. That'll get rid of the cold nice and fast.
  17. Bryan316

    Bryan316 Banned

    Dec 20, 2006
    So far, I like Mark's remedy the besht. Heh heh.
  18. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    No pics no bandmates wives.
  19. Horny Toad

    Horny Toad Guest

    Mar 4, 2005

    Trudat. If it weren't for this stuff, I'd spend half my life on the bowl.


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