Who's Signature ?

It looks like that one bassist, not sure how to spell his name..

Something like Jagjbg JEGhkjfakdnb "08"

 

I'm fairly positive that's more than one signature, likely an entire band's.

And I can't show my signature for legal purposes.

 

Thats mine. Sorry, I left it in a taxi cab while on tour with Darly and the Wombats in '98. Can you send tha back to me? Darly bought that for me as an Arbor Day present and I really miss it.

 

Is this Hieroglyphics? Or maybe Indian, Or African Or Iranian, or Bosnian or a bunch of chimps from the zoo.

I don't think anything is written in english except "08" and i've seen chimps that could do that.

God Bless, Ray

 

Looks like perfect Drunkanese to me.

 

The one on the far left looks like "Five". The one on th etop looks like a little kid got ahold of it.

 

I once saw a monkey do some crazy art, probably same monkey.

 

+1 I couldnt think how to put it best.Good work Sir.

 

If one of the "signatures" was legible I'd say it'd be the one nearest the E Tuner. But as far as I can tell it reads "Putz" so that kinda makes sense for the others.

God Bless, Ray

 

is that a geddy headstock? there is no offset contour body logo.

 

Out of interest (and probably added comic value) how much did your friend pay for the afore mentioned raped...i mean rare article?

 

The sad thing is I think all that monkey artwork devalued your bass.

 

After much time on line I found that Britney Spears had a band in the nut house, they all signed it, you lucky bastard.

 

Looks like someone wrote f*ck by the E string tuner

 

I think the top line says "f*ck this bass 08" with the f*ck being the word next to the E-string tuner. No idea about the other two words, though.
The last word looks like rope-something or rape-something...

 

Wow, good eye!

 

yeh! i think it reads "F*ck this bace (or possibly base, with the s written backwards) 08"

But lets be honest , i think it's your friend that got royaly f*cked!

 

Yea I see it now.

 

Ok, here is the real answer, the one you have been dreading but is probably true. Some @$$ pony wrote all over the bass and then sold it claiming it was someones signature. I really really hope no one paid extra for this, as even basses signed by actual famous people are not necessarily worth more money.