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Who's Your Favorite TB Moderator?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by bovinehost, Nov 14, 2008.


  1. bovinehost

    bovinehost

    Dec 5, 2002
    Endorsing Artist: Ernie Ball Music Man/Sterling By Music Man
    Now if any of you go naming your LEAST favorite TB moderator, I will kill your gerbils with a Bongo headstock.

    That is not the point, although I'm sure we all know my least favorite TB moderator is Joshua.

    Why, you may ask?

    I do not like his funny name. It sounds foreign and makes my eyeballs hurt when I say it out loud - or even when I type it. Nor do I like his choice of outerwear. Also, his ears are not quite the same size and that makes me think he might be the devil.

    But again, this is not the place to name your LEAST favorite moderator, although I assume we're all on the Joshua bandwagon, get your pitchforks and torches ready, am I right? Am I?

    You know I am.

    Don't say "Joshua" three times, that's all I'm saying about THAT.

    That said, and I don't mean to bring any negativity into this at all, except for maybe a little bit towards YOU-KNOW-WHO, I won't say his name but his initials are JOSHUA, I am now prepared to name my favorite TB moderator, and you may rest assured it won't be anyone named Joshua.

    I like Heavy Duty. Why, you may ask? Because he has TWO names, "heavy" and then "duty" and you can count them if you don't trust me, there are two.

    Jack

    PS: Hi, Joshua! ;)
     
  2. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    Please provide us a list of them all so it is easy to choose.

    -Mike
     
  3. ::::BASSIST::::

    ::::BASSIST:::: Progress Not Perfection.

    Sep 2, 2004
    Vancouver, BC Canada
    uh-oh.
     
  4. Elrend

    Elrend

    Feb 24, 2008
    Norway
    My favourite mod is John Turner.

    Because I would probably be banned by now if he wasn't. :bag:

    (No, I do not have anything against John Turner. Except the fact that he has nicer basses than me.)
     
  5. ALL non-JT mods are merely shadows of the man.
     
  6. Disraeli Gears

    Disraeli Gears

    May 29, 2007
    John Turner

    (I'm hoping that I may recieve a 7-er in return for my loyalty :ninja:)
     
  7. RedemptionBass

    RedemptionBass

    Dec 12, 2007
    Crystal Lake, IL
    Head (and only) Honcho at Redemption Bass
    I like Pacman the best because he gave me my first and only warning about something I said.

    It filled me with a sense of pride and a feeling that I had finally arrived.
     
  8. GeneralElectric

    GeneralElectric

    Dec 26, 2007
    NY, NY
    Mark Wilson or Heavy Duty
     
  9. Disraeli Gears

    Disraeli Gears

    May 29, 2007
    Yeah, Pacman's up there. He gave me my first warning and infraction :)...:atoz:
     
  10. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    if any of you guys vote for me then i must be slipping. :(
     
  11. Disraeli Gears

    Disraeli Gears

    May 29, 2007
    If I retract my vote, can I have one of your basses? :D
     
  12. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    don't try to make me feel any better...it's not going to work. :atoz:
     
  13. Disraeli Gears

    Disraeli Gears

    May 29, 2007
    Don't worry. I think most of your votes were from fear or envy
     
  14. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
    Nah, JT's cool but I'm not a brown noser. I would have to say MM.


    (please don't smite me)
     
  15. I didn't vote; I merely stated the truth.
     
  16. bovinehost

    bovinehost

    Dec 5, 2002
    Endorsing Artist: Ernie Ball Music Man/Sterling By Music Man
    You are my second most favorite moderator! Because you have two names! Count them yourself and see!

    Also, I can sense the evil in your facial hair.
     
  17. Pacman. He serves out nice warm portions of kickass.
     
  18. Joshua

    Joshua WJWJr Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Aug 23, 2000
    Connecticut
    Mission accomplished.

    :D
     
  19. Major Metal FTW!
     
  20. Valerus

    Valerus

    Aug 4, 2005
    Austin, Texas
    you