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Why a bass is better than a woman

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by HarrisIsGod, Sep 22, 2005.


  1. HarrisIsGod

    HarrisIsGod

    Sep 1, 2005
    London
    -A bass won't complain if you have more than one bass.
    -You can spank a bass without it complaining.
    -Slapping a bass is normal and won't get you arrested.
    -A bass won't complain about a 5-inch lead.
    -You can get a bass to shut up.
    -Basses think you're great at fingering.
    -Basses won't bitch about you to other basses.
     
  2. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin Bitten by the luthiery bug...

    Oct 8, 2001
    Budapest, Hungary, EU
    - A bass won't complain if this joke has been told before 5 zillion times :rolleyes:
     
  3. Jmann

    Jmann

    Apr 29, 2003
    Lexington, Ky
    because a bass dosnt have a mouth... thats can be a bad thing...
     
  4. Daywalker

    Daywalker

    Apr 13, 2005
    SOCAL
    Be nice Frank...
     
  5. syciprider

    syciprider Banned

    May 27, 2005
    Inland Empire
    You can try a bass before committing to it.
     
  6. syciprider

    syciprider Banned

    May 27, 2005
    Inland Empire
    Your bass never loses it's Bad Ass :)
     
  7. punkmetal

    punkmetal Guest

    Jul 19, 2005
    WI (milwaukee area)
    -you can go at it for hours on end with a bass and it'll never tell ya ur just using it :eyebrow:

    -if ya come home smelling like a nother bass your bass won't leave ya

    -if you don't like your bass you can always trade it in for a better one

    lol, i do still love the laidies tho
     
  8. Brendan

    Brendan Supporting Member

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Because I can get a bass.
     
  9. Tryxx

    Tryxx Sputnik Forums: Bass Mod

    Jun 1, 2005
    Hurst, Texas.
    -The blues are expected.
    -It always respongs well to your fingering.
    -Fretting isn't something you have to worry about.
    -Your bass doesn't wine about not having jewlry around its neck.
     
  10. Nino Valenti

    Nino Valenti Supporting Member Commercial User

    Feb 2, 2001
    Staten Island NYC
    Builder: Valenti Basses
    -A bass won't complain if you have more than one bass.
    --My wife don't complain that I have more than one bass. ;)

    -You can spank a bass without it complaining.
    --You're with the wrong woman

    -Slapping a bass is normal and won't get you arrested.
    --Look at above reply

    -A bass won't complain about a 5-inch lead.
    --That's you're problem, not the womans. LOL ;)

    -You can get a bass to shut up.
    --I can get a woman to shut up but talkBass is rated PG

    -Basses think you're great at fingering.
    --Again, You're with the wrong woman. :)

    -Basses won't bitch about you to other basses.
    --ummm...... you got me there. :D
     
  11. Max

    Max

    Feb 14, 2000
    Bakersfield, CA
    New strings and a set up are cheaper than cosmetic surgery and alimony.
     
  12. Ryan L.

    Ryan L. Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 7, 2000
    West Fargo, ND
    Nino--nice reply. :D

    This should be in Bass Humor though. Moved.
     
  13. Mysticflame

    Mysticflame

    Feb 8, 2005
    - a bass is less expensive
    - a bass keeps its good looks as it ages.
     
  14. Some get better with age. Nothing sexier than a Fender sunburst with some paint missing.
     
  15. HAHA, now that was some funny stuff!! :D
     
  16. jammadave

    jammadave Rudderless ship Supporting Member

    Oct 15, 2003
    Wash DC metro area
    ....instead of 12 a year?

    :eek:
     
  17. Basses don't gain weight once you get married. :bag:
     
  18. Eoghan

    Eoghan

    Dec 5, 2004
    Australia.
    A bass wont leave you, you leave it.
    It can't cheat on you, you allow it to play around ;)